Movies indentifiable with one exchange

[majic]

"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo?"


Fletch


"Fifty bucks the Schmails kid picks his nose."

[narsus]

"sup josephus"..."sup motherf#$%er"

"alrighty then"

"so a smash and grab job"..."it's a little more complicated than that"

"Roman Red"

"there is only two things I hate...those who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch"

"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth"

[majic]

"alrighty then"

Ace Ventura?

"there is only two things I hate...those who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch"

Goldmember

"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth"

Rush Hour

[Stringer]

1. C'mon, let's go do those crimes. Let's order sushi and not pay!

Repo Man

Best line from that one...

But, Otto, what about our relationship?

Otto---F that

***Edit...Here's one--She lost all interest in personal hygiene and law enforcement.

[muckmaw]

Originally posted by narsus
"sup josephus"..."sup motherf#$%er"

"alrighty then"

"so a smash and grab job"..."it's a little more complicated than that"

"Roman Red"

"there is only two things I hate...those who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch"

"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth"

1: History of the World Part I (Josephus (Gregory Hines) replying to Oedipus

2:Ace Ventura

3:?

4: History of the World Part I

5: Goldmember

[Saurdaukar]

"War... its faaaantastic."

[Nifty]

*blecch*
Hot Shots, Part Deux

[BGBMAW]

Didnt see this answer...



"Man....you guys must get high off lawn clipppings ...cause this aint grass"

[Charon]

Best line from that one...

But, Otto, what about our relationship?

Otto---F that

LOL Stringer. That's my favorite too, along with:

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Otto: That's bullsh*t. You're a suburban white punk just like me.

Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

Actually, there are too many to list

Charon

[Samiam]

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• "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
• "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
• "Yeah, he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to f*** him or fight him."
• (Here's a soft lob, but it's such a great quote) "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
• (And a tough one for the real geeks) "No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
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[SOB]

"Shut the f*ck up, Donnie"

"You're the disease, and I'm the cure"

"You are the son of a thousand fathers, all of them bastards just like you!"

[Samiam]

"Shut the f*ck up, Donnie"

???

"You're the disease, and I'm the cure"

I can picture Stalone saying this. Was it Tango and Cash?

"You are the son of a thousand fathers, all of them bastards just like you!"

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

[midnight Target]

"Earn this"

[Syzygyone]

Originally posted by midnight Target
"Earn this"

Last words of Capt. Miller to Private Ryan, just after a Pony destroyed a Panzer on the bridge

[Syzygyone]

Originally posted by Samiam
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• "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks after congress was disintegrated!