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Offline NUKE

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« on: May 02, 2003, 11:46:11 PM »
...is that we anwser only to God, and God blesses us and keeps us strong in order to enforce his will and display his love for the world.
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2003, 11:48:15 PM »
All lakes are closed today due to an overabundance of DEAD ROTTEN STINKING FISH.  :cool:
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2003, 02:23:37 AM »
Yeah and only NUKE is tardish enough to go fishing.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2003, 03:03:51 AM »
France sucks
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2003, 03:56:14 AM »
Just the same words that muezzins predicate in islamic world:eek:
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2003, 04:40:19 AM »
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Just the same words that muezzins predicate in islamic world:eek:


This phrase is unsettling in an unfathomable way. :D
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2003, 05:24:14 AM »
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...is that we anwser only to God, and God blesses us and keeps us strong in order to enforce his will and display his love for the world.



I'm sure some mullah is telling his following the same thing.



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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2003, 06:04:48 AM »
Allah Akbar!
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Offline Arlo

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2003, 06:12:01 AM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I'm sure some mullah is telling his following the same thing.
Ack-Ack


Yeah ... but he's dead wrong. So there. :D
    God bless:

  • Our B-2 stealth bombers
  • Our advanced cruise missles
  • Our smart bombs (well smarter than their bombs)
  • The Abrams tank
  • Our various high-tech doo-dads
  • Oh yeah ... our servicepeople


wth....

  • Muslims that see the light and convert to Americanism

Once those fanatics see the mighty wrath of God showing itself through American (and British! Don't forget British! ... oh and Aussie! ... Spanish too ... and all the others) high tech weaponry and superior tactical/strategic implementation in person how can they not acknowledge our right to own them?

Ahem .....

(God forgive me .... I'm weak.) :D

disclaimer: Arlo does not condone or support holy wars in any shape or form. Holy war = oxymoron

disclaimer II: Arlo isn't saying he doesn't support our actions in Iraq.

disclaimer III: Arlo's use of disclaimers do not neccesarily reflect the views of any other member of this BBS. However, I think there's been widespread use of sarcasm in this thread and it's probably against either the Geneva convention or Haag or sumpin .....
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2003, 09:45:50 PM »
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Just the same words that muezzins predicate in islamic world:eek:


Only difference is that God seems to actually bless America.
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2003, 11:48:34 PM »
Why would God choose to bless only America?  Doesn't he love the other people of the World too?  

And what about the homeless, or abused children, or mentally ill?  Why doesnt God bless them?
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2003, 05:54:04 AM »
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Why would God choose to bless only America?  Doesn't he love the other people of the World too?  

And what about the homeless, or abused children, or mentally ill?  Why doesnt God bless them?


*pssst* (You're thrashing too much)

or

Ahem ....

God also loves Israel! And you've gotten the call to reach out to the homeless, the abused and the mentally ill .... go forth. Don't ignore the call! You could get swallowed by a fish if you do.

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Offline Ike 2K#

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2003, 06:22:00 AM »
America is nothing without HOLLYWOOD. Hollywood is the best place to pay amage (for 1 time ONLY) and to worship our stars:D
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2003, 08:15:31 AM »
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Allah Akbar!


Yeah, him too:D
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2003, 08:28:18 AM »
Saddam said God's will would be done in Iraq and that the infidels would be driven from Iraq.

I guess Saddam was right.
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