To solve your perking needs

[texace]

The perk thing is old, but t o solve all the b**chin, only perk one plane. The B-36H Peacemaker. This thing carries enough fuel and bombload to close every enemy base on the map, and it flies at 40,000+ feet. Only one will be available, and the top pilot is the only one who can fly it. Of course, we'd need a mile long runway like out here at Carswell to fly it out of, but who cares?  

BTW, this is just a joke to lighten y'all up if yer having a bad day, so I don't want any "Go get a life" stuff        

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[This message has been edited by texace (edited 08-01-2000).]

[Maverick]

 

Originally posted by texace:
The perk thing is old, but t o solve all the b**chin, only perk one plane. The B-36H Peacemaker. This thing carries enough fuel and bombload to close every enemy base on the map, and it flies at 40,000+ feet. Only one will be available, and the top pilot is the only one who can fly it. Of course, we'd need a mile long runway like out here at Carswell to fly it out of, but who cares?    

BTW, this is just a joke to lighten y'all up if yer having a bad day, so I don't want any "Go get a life" stuff                

Hey, No problem!!!! you can have the buff as long as I get an F14 with a load of phoenix missles on it!  

Oh BTW, get a life!    

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[This message has been edited by Maverick (edited 08-01-2000).]

[Jigster]

 

Originally posted by texace:
The perk thing is old, but t o solve all the b**chin, only perk one plane. The B-36H Peacemaker. This thing carries enough fuel and bombload to close every enemy base on the map, and it flies at 40,000+ feet. Only one will be available, and the top pilot is the only one who can fly it. Of course, we'd need a mile long runway like out here at Carswell to fly it out of, but who cares?    

BTW, this is just a joke to lighten y'all up if yer having a bad day, so I don't want any "Go get a life" stuff          

Due to the B-36's craptacular landing gear, you'd have to take off from Edwards or the base in San Antonio (At least I think, may be  Dallas) that had the only runways strong enough to support it's 2 main wheels. But no problem, it's an intercontinental bomber and flying to the wonderful world of AH would be no problem  

[mason22]

awww man...PICTURES.....  

please please please!

[Ripsnort]

 

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[Jigster]

 

Originally posted by Ripsnort:
   

Bah thats a late model with the conversion gear.

Find a good one of the B-36 with only 2 main wheels  

- Jig
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[funked]

Jig - only two of them (XB-36 and YB-36) had two main wheels.  The rest of them had the bogies and could land on a lot of fields.

P.S.  That pic is an RB-36.

A B-36A or B (no jet pods) might be more fair for the Luftwaffles.