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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2003, 10:35:10 AM »
#1 & #4 are ugly like cows. And yes, I'm talkin about the wimin!

Sheeesh...
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2003, 10:35:21 AM »
lol    eye color

yeah that's a good indicator of what a woman is like..

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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2003, 11:04:54 AM »
Not sure about the brown eyed thing...

Was married to a latin woman for 7 years. Those eyes eventually looked like daggars... Just mean as hell... LOL

Married to a blonde, blue eyed one now...  Never been happier  :)
She's 8 years younger than I am too. I have to say it has it's merits.

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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2003, 11:11:11 AM »
Never saw a bonde blue eyed sheep b4:p
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2003, 11:12:48 AM »
LOL Sixpence

Not even a wolf in sheep's clothing?

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« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2003, 11:18:37 AM »
dont get me wrong ..... that was a stab at american society and their thoughts of beauty. ( also at dowding :) )

i think stick girl (too lazy to try and speel her name) is disgusting. the entire media is full of it too. there was a time i heard kate winslet being compared to the fat chick from wilson philips :confused: kate is total womanly beauty to me. zeta-jones has some great curves too. but now i am rambling about what i find attractive and that belongs in a different post or something LOL.

oh well my 2¢

Ps. GS how yas doing? i never heard why you not going to be flying for 2 weeks.... whats up? email me if you want.
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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2003, 11:46:25 AM »
Fool yourself all you want: there are three types of women in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

If the "L" word is inserted somewhere in there, its just a bonus for them.

We really cant complain however, as there are also three types of men in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

It kind of evens out.  If anyone tells you any different, they are either too idealistic or lying.

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« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2003, 12:01:41 PM »
when I get rich, I'll buy the Playboy mansion along with the playmates and after I am done doing all of them I'll have a big party for AH players-and you'll all get some:D

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« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2003, 12:16:26 PM »
When you get to be my age, hopefully, you will have learned that good natured, kinky and clean are much more important than good looks in a woman.
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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2003, 12:18:12 PM »
will do GS ... try and stay calm... hopefully AH will still be here when you get back (think about that LOL) :D
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« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2003, 12:22:09 PM »
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This only goes to show that women aren't attracted to big muscles, but rather big brains and big money. [/B]


uhhh... you'll do just as good fat, ugly and rich.
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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2003, 12:54:17 PM »
Thats a real shame about Michael Douglas - when did he die? Still, you can do wonders with wax these days.

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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2003, 12:57:29 PM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Fool yourself all you want: there are three types of women in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

If the "L" word is inserted somewhere in there, its just a bonus for them.

We really cant complain however, as there are also three types of men in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

It kind of evens out.  If anyone tells you any different, they are either too idealistic or lying.


BZZZZZ Wrong answer!

When I met my wife I drove a Datsun B210 with no reverse gear.

I had NO job (I was in between jobs)

I am ugly.

She's is beautiful, level headed person. Even after two kids, she's only about 10 lbs heavier than when I met her when she was 22 yrs. old.

So, it MUST be my "size" below the waist. :D:D:D

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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2003, 01:24:28 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Kindness, a good sense of humor, understanding, listening skills, those all trumph $$ out with most women.


Riiight. Until some neanderthal drags 'em off behind the barn for some rough sex. Then they in loooooove.

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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2003, 01:26:07 PM »
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good natured, kinky and clean


Lazs for president !!!!

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it IS kinda weird seing Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones walking together though..  but I easily overlook the oddity because Katherine is HOT and I quickly ignore the little dweeb beside her :)
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