Author Topic: Why there are no single women my age (Read 1635 times)

Mickey1992 · « **on:** May 07, 2003, 09:02:55 AM »

All of the old geezers are taking them!!!

I can't wait until I am old and rich, then I can hook up with a woman my current age.

gofaster · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:04:55 AM »

This only goes to show that women aren't attracted to big muscles, but rather, big brains and big money.

Mighty1 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:06:13 AM »

To make things worse Tony Randall is gay!

straffo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:09:26 AM »

I thought it was an advertisement campaign for the "ménage à trois"

Dowding · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:13:08 AM »

Those particular women are attracted to money, not neccessarily big brains.

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:17:06 AM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
Those particular women are attracted to money, not neccessarily big brains.

All but one of them already had money.

Curval · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:19:43 AM »

Maybe those guys are "hung like horses"?

So fergetit Mickey..lol

j/k

Dowding · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:21:02 AM »

I'm talking money, money. Catherine Zeta Jones is a pauper compared to Douglas, same goes for that stick-insect Flockhart compared to Ford.

JB73 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:23:20 AM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
same goes for that stick-insect Flockhart...

you dont find her atractive... guess what they been saying is true

Wlfgng · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:40:44 AM »

those aren't women.. cripes

those are toys

midnight Target · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:43:07 AM »

Trophies

Dowding · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:48:58 AM »

lol

I'd be afraid of causing her grevious bodily harm if I held her hand, nevermind shag her.

Not my type at all, I like them slim, but lythe and athletic. And providing they are pretty, something to hold onto can be useful.

Dowding · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:50:13 AM »

Knuckle-what? No, it's ok. I understand. Ewww.

Leslie · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2003, 09:52:58 AM »

You can tell a lot about a woman by lookng in her eyes...

If they're blue, watch out...they dance like devils in the night.

Green eyes are even more dangerous!!!!

Brown eyed woman is the one for me.

Somehow they seem trustworthy, sincere, and honest. Don't put up with no ****, and will let you know fast what the scene is.

Les

Ripsnort · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2003, 10:06:47 AM »

Kindness, a good sense of humor, understanding, listening skills, those all trumph $$ out with most women.