Author Topic: The Joy of Farting (Read 1202 times)

2stony · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2003, 05:47:22 PM »

My wife says all I have to do is breath air and I have gas.

Yeah!

mudder · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2003, 06:02:51 PM »

I'M NORMAL, I'M NORMAL, YEAH!

Sharkm8 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 09, 2003, 10:58:07 PM »

You are all beat, my younger brother can suck air into his butt and shoot it out again. He can do it over and over and they dont even smell bad, It works best on wood or other hard surfaces as they rumble better and are really loud.

The best thing about it is that he won a DVD player from the local radio station in a stupid human tricks contest. He beat a guy who hung himself on meat hooks. Guess they liked the cute little kid who farts over the scary jobless gothic college kid.

udet · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2003, 11:19:22 PM »

Ex's father,we were at a car show, sitting on chairs (he wanted to sell a car). Just as some people were passing by, he gracioulsy lifts half of his butt of the chair and farts while proclaiming "Wherever you be, let the wind go free"

Steve · « **Reply #19 on:** May 09, 2003, 11:40:51 PM »

Shark, when he gets older, he will no longer be able to do that.

It's quite easy really. Sprayed on a college buddies face one night becuase he didn't really believe I was doing it and he bent in for a closer look.....puked into the sink in my dorm room.

Spooky · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2003, 08:29:58 AM »

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Originally posted by Steve
....puked into the sink in my dorm room.

how to resume college in one sentence !