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Offline GrimCO

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« on: May 13, 2003, 08:38:39 AM »
After reading a post by Holden McGroin, I was wondering who else knows some "creative" names. Yes it's juvenile. I suppose I'll never grow up... hehe

Here's a few I have...  I'll start with the obvious one.

Mike Hunt
Ilene Dover

Stu Pidasso (I wore this one as a nametag at a trade show, and not a single person caught on)

Phil McKrakken
Seymore Butts
Dick Hertz
Barry McCokkiner

Offline gofaster

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Re: "Creative" names
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2003, 08:41:54 AM »
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Ilene Dover
and her brother Ben.

Offline ra

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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2003, 08:48:09 AM »
Hugh Johnson.

Offline AWMac

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2003, 08:51:21 AM »
Deenda Maddick


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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2003, 08:52:38 AM »
Master Bates


:eek:


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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2003, 09:03:12 AM »
Haywood Jablome

Offline Leslie

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2003, 09:04:16 AM »
Creative book titles:

1.  Under the Grandstand  by Seymore Butts

2.  Fifty yards to the outhouse  by Willie Maket

3.  A Tiger in the Bed  by Claude Balls

4.  A hole in the mattress  by Mr. Completely

5.  A spot on the wall  by famous Chinese author Who Flung Dung



Les:)

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Well, theres .....
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2003, 09:07:47 AM »
Chuck Wagon
I.P Freely
Dick Dragon

Sheesh; I quit giggling at these in the 2nd grade.  
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Two elementary school jokes that come to mind...
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2003, 09:09:50 AM »
"Yellow River" by I.P. Daley

"Parachuting 101" by Hugo First

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2003, 09:49:55 AM »
Don't you people watch the Simpsons?  So many good prank calls to Moe's....


Amanda Hugginkiss

Ivana Tinkle

Been a while since I've seen it myself, those are the only ones I remember right now.

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2003, 09:54:36 AM »
Dixie Normus!

or

Dick C. Normus!
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2003, 09:55:05 AM »
Mike Hocksbig
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2003, 10:45:50 AM »
I don't know if it's the names that's making me chuckle or knowing it's grown adults posting them. :D

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2003, 11:00:54 AM »
My sister-in-law swears she went to school with a couple of kids named:

lemonjello

and

orangejello


(click to hear pronunciation)
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Dowding says:
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2003, 11:15:06 AM »
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Originally posted by AKIron
My sister-in-law swears she went to school with a couple of kids named:

lemonjello

and

orangejello


(click to hear pronunciation)


You have a very sexy deep voice