The ballad of Citabria (to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Cit
Poor bombadier, barely could ever get a hit
An' then one day, he was droppin at a field,
An' up thru the buffer came a toejamload of kills.
Squad takeoff. Bad timing. Short mission.
Well, the first thing ya know, Cit's a double ace
His country folk said "Cit, get out of that place"
Said home base is the place ya oughta be
So he cleaned up his buff and he landed his sortie.
11 kills. War hero. Ticker tape.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Cit and his big grin,
An he would like to thank that squad for kindly dropping in,
They're all invited back again to that locality,
To have a heaping helping of his bombs' lethality.
Explosions that is, set a spell, In his bombsight!
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Doug "Pyro" Balmos
HiTech Creations
Most plans are just inaccurate predictions.
