Considering a career in Man-Whoring....

[muckmaw]

Now before you whip out your Credit Card, Dowding
this is intended for women. (No, I'm never going to let you live that post down!)


I recently made a trip to Atlantis, Paradise Island.

The amount of wealth concentrated in this area is disgusting, in a strangely exciting way.

Anyway, while at the casino, I noticed numerous old men with super-model quality women. Most were professional gold diggers, while at least 2 were "Pros". My wife said she should pimp me out to an old woman for 10 grand!

So here's my thought. If men can do it, why can't women?

There must be wealthy older women willing to pay for the companionship of a 32 year old, college educated man, with a full head of hair, and 32 teeth. Don't get me wrong, I'm no (insert name of handsome man here, Dowd) but I'm no Quasimoto either.  I see it as a "Pretty woman" type situation, only with a noodle.

My wife thinks it's a great idea, but not for less than $10,000 a night. I think that might be a tad pricey.

What's the going rate for Hetero- Sexual man potatos these day?

[Saurdaukar]

Good lord... you mean I can start charging?

[Dingbat]

on the average, what 5 minutes?

[muckmaw]

I think for women, it would be more about the companionship than sex. My guess would be dinner, dancing, or a play, etc.

Of course, some would just want the "business".

The only thing I'm really having a problem with is the thought of giving oral to a 90 year old woman.

I'll need to learn how to hold back the gag reflex.

[Curval]

I considered it....until I saw my potential "clients".  $10,000 isn't enough man, trust me.

[muckmaw]

Where did you find "Potential clients"?

[Sixpence]

I just barfed up my egg salad sandwich

[Dingbat]

Originally posted by Sixpence
I just barfed up my egg salad sandwich

At least it wasn't a tossed salad

[Curval]

Originally posted by muckmaw
Where did you find "Potential clients"?

I live on an island inhabited by a whole bunch of rich, bored, older women.  You can't swing a dead cat here without hitting a potential client....and generally the difference between the dead cat and the women is marginal at best.

[muckmaw]

Originally posted by Curval
I live on an island inhabited by a whole bunch of rich, bored, older women.  You can't swing a dead cat here without hitting a potential client....and generally the difference between the dead cat and the women is marginal at best.

So they both smell like Tuna...Check.

What else?

[gofaster]

Originally posted by muckmaw

What's the going rate for Hetero- Sexual man potatos these day?

That depends.  What's your bench weight and 40-yard time?

[Swoop]

Shhhhaddup or Rip'll be in here.....

[muckmaw]

Bench weight is 220 lbs.

When I WAS running, I could do a mile in 7 minutes.

I never tried a 40 yard dash.

You know, I took the time to answer those questions seriously, before I thought about it....

prettythang!!!:D

[Curval]

You going to the Con Muck?  I gotta buy you a few beers.

[muckmaw]

I was thinking of charging more than a few beers , Curv.

I actually can't go to the Con...Lazs and Dowding would probably pummel me.

I'm starting to think we share the same brain, Curv.

Yesterday, Hedonism, today Man-whoring....

Scary, isn't it?