Chapter One...In the beginning, there was Air Warrior, and it was good, and many partook therof, and became Dweebs, and were smiteth repeatedly from on high by the Gods, and were vulcheth by the other Dweebs, and were feared by the C-lander Runstangs. But after a time, the Dweebs learned to take flight from the uncapped field, and to have ignoreth the false books of wisdom which sayeth, "Thou shouldest fly the P-38, thou newbies," for all who have tried knoweth that the Air Warrior Godsteed named Lightning is not the province of the mere Dweeb.
Chapter One/paragraph two.....
So the Dweebs learned the mythic Spitfire, and went round and round, and thus was born the Loop Warrior, and there was much killing and rejoicing, for the Dweebs believed that now they were not Dweebish any longer, but were now Vets. But yet the voice of DoK was heard from on high....and it sayeth. "Nay, Dweebs art thou still."
And thus was the Dweebfire born.
There is more, much more. Would anyone care to get a posting form the Book of Dweeb everyince in a while?
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Hedu, JG26, Warbirds and beyond.