you know you've been playing AH too much when...

[udet]

you look up while driving and expect the clouds to start spinning

[sax]

I wasn't drinking officer , the g-forces made me black out.

[Duedel]

Originally posted by udet
you look up while driving and expect the clouds to start spinning

A classic

[SirLoin]

You yell at the pizza delivery guy to come into the house,and have him follow your voice all the way to the computer room...and then proceed to explain to him the merits of vultching.

[mjolnir]

Whenever traffic gets a little backed up and I find myself a hundred yards or so behind someone, I start thinking that if I go into a little bit of a lag turn around this next corner, when we roll out straight I'll be in a perfect position to pull the trigger...

[Athena3]

For the wives.....

Originally posted by mjolnir
Whenever traffic gets a little backed up and I find myself a hundred yards or so behind someone, I start thinking that if I go into a little bit of a lag turn around this next corner, when we roll out straight I'll be in a perfect position to pull the trigger...

You know your husband has been playing AH too much when he starts saying "That would have been a great shot!" while driving behind cars in traffic.


or I prefer:
You know your husband has been playing AH too much when YOU finally decide "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

[rod367th]

When you look at your womens Naked body and think. " hey this would make a great map"

[Bonden]

When you try to zoom in to the car in front of you to see if you know the driver.  

[najdorf]

When you find yourself alone in an empty house sitting in front of a blank monitor that doesn't work because the power has been shut off due to the fact you quit your job for more flying time.

[dsrtrat]

On appraoch into Toronto Pearson (right over highway 427) I was pressing the autopilot disconnect button, yelling "tacka tacka tacka, rat-tat-tat" and straffing the GVs. The bewildered captain looked and me and said, " wtf are you doing"???!!! I replied, "strafing their convoy, wtf do you think I am doing"!!! Luckily for me I knew this captain very well and although he thought my brain was porked, he found it quite amusing.

Maybe I am not playing enough AH, as few of them got away:)

[T0J0]

When you name your new dog Spitdweeb...

You call your neighbor a "Slobberdonkey" cause he stairs at your wife from across the pond while she is in the pool in a bikini..
 "thank shane for that one"

The other neighbor invites you to dinner and you reply with "RGR"

The Lady with the pair of boxer puppies walks toward me and my dog on the street and I tell the dog to watch his 6....

You call the kid that sneeks into your neighbors 14yr old daughters room every night at 2:00am a HO-dweeb...

0J0T

[Pepe]

Hmmm....

When you are doing ground stuff (tanks) and curse the DM instead of having just fun, regardless the weird behaviour it has some times.

When you are shot down and you call the other pilot names.

When you are shot down because the other guy's plane is "uber"

When you are shot down because your plane is "porked"

When you get so angry about being vulched that you open up on ch.1. about that.

And, above all on my list:

When you are shot down and refuse to give an after a well flown fight.

When you shot anyone else down and refuse to give an after a well flown fight.

[SixxGunn]

When you draw a gun sight on a piece of paper and lay it on your cars dash board so it reflects up on to the windshield.

Then practice target acquisition while driving to and from work.
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[Saurdaukar]

When you can count the number of times this topic has been brought up on both hands.  

[snocone]

when a bird starts to fly across the front of your car and you begin to calculate your prime deflection shot