Author Topic: you know you've been playing AH too much when... (Read 1249 times)

ramzey · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2003, 12:06:51 PM »

you know you've been playing AH too much when...

.............you start thread like this

Flyboy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2003, 02:45:04 PM »

happend to me more then once that i replied to someone with a "CC" and said "LOL" when someone told a joke
allso called some guys dweebs

its even funnier since you dont supose to speak english here

davidpt40 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2003, 03:29:23 PM »

True story. I was out fishing on my boat with 2 friends monday and a bass jumped behind my friend. I said "Warren Check 6!"

T0J0 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2003, 03:34:39 PM »

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Originally posted by SirLoin
You yell at the pizza delivery guy to come into the house,and have him follow your voice all the way to the computer room...and then proceed to explain to him the merits of vultching.

That is to origonal to be made up...
Did he ask you to let him fly?
Thats funny as hell SL

0J0T

icemaw · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2003, 04:03:32 PM »

Your right in the middle of a fight and the pizza dude shows up. You yell hold on just min. Get to a possision where you can put it on auto pilot. Then answer the door pay for the pizza. As he is handing it to you you hear ping ping ping. You forget all about the pizza it falls to the ground. You go running back to the computer just as you get there you explode. You then start throwing a tantrun yelling screamming cursing throwing crap. Mean while the pizza is on the floor and the pizza dude is running back to his car.
With visions of silence of the lambs running thru his head.

AWMac · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2003, 04:06:00 PM »

When yer behind the wifey in bed justa gettin it and yell out "Bank Left Dweeb....RATTATTATATTATTATTAT TT....."

Steve · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2003, 04:45:33 PM »

When you punch the cruise control keys on the steering wheel and expect the view to change without actually turning your head.

When, as you change lanes between two cars, you worry if you are stealing the kill from the guy behind you, and you hope he doesn't get killshootered.(This actually crossed my mind once... really had a good laugh at myself)

JB73 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2003, 05:16:33 PM »

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Originally posted by SixxGunn
When you draw a gun sight on a piece of paper and lay it on your cars dash board so it reflects up on to the windshield.

Then practice target acquisition while driving to and from work.
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<--- gonna try this tomorrow

TY for the idea!

udet · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:52:16 AM »

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Originally posted by icemaw
Your right in the middle of a fight and the pizza dude shows up. You yell hold on just min. Get to a possision where you can put it on auto pilot. Then answer the door pay for the pizza. As he is handing it to you you hear ping ping ping. You forget all about the pizza it falls to the ground. You go running back to the computer just as you get there you explode. You then start throwing a tantrun yelling screamming cursing throwing crap. Mean while the pizza is on the floor and the pizza dude is running back to his car.
With visions of silence of the lambs running thru his head.

icemaw...I dare ask, did this really happen to you?

icemaw · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2003, 01:09:53 AM »

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Originally posted by udet
icemaw...I dare ask, did this really happen to you?

Yes it did

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #25 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:03:23 AM »

I think I posted this in the last "you know when..." thread, but a few years ago after I hit a deer on a PA backroad, I got out of the car and noticed I was leaking radiator fluid.

I actually thought to myself, I need to RTB before my engine seizes.

I arrived at the gas station and had a chuckle when I thought of how convienent a rearm/repair pad would have been right about then.

"Check Six" is a phrase I use almost daily.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #26 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:27:50 AM »

...'when you look down at your speedometer while driving, thinking that 90 mph is stall speed and you need to go faster!"

vorticon · « **Reply #27 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:19:12 PM »

when you start fiddling with your radio trying to get your rearveiw mirror to have a better veiw...

when you start getting madat the "porked" dm when you accidently crash the car trying to get a shot on that little porche dweeb in front of you...

muckmaw · « **Reply #28 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:37:59 PM »

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Originally posted by SixxGunn
When you draw a gun sight on a piece of paper and lay it on your cars dash board so it reflects up on to the windshield.

Then practice target acquisition while driving to and from work.
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I SO MUST TRY THIS!!

Which works better? Black on White paper or vice versa?

SixxGunn · « **Reply #29 on:** May 22, 2003, 01:10:53 PM »

I steal a piece of my daughters black constuction paper and draw a K14 gunsight with a white crayon.

Regular paper and a black marker will work also.

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