Author Topic: Just when you thought you'd heard them all (Blonde jokes) (Read 606 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** May 21, 2003, 09:35:49 AM »

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. "
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? "
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "
He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. . . . "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. "

Wanker · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2003, 09:53:31 AM »

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2003, 09:54:06 AM »

I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though.

DRILL · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2003, 10:01:23 AM »

yep a good 1

Furball · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2003, 10:23:02 AM »

I heard this here in england, but it was David Beckham and not a blonde doing the jigsaw puzzle.

Airhead · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2003, 11:38:19 AM »

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear? What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, but he won't come to you.

GrimCO · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2003, 11:41:26 AM »

If you ever go to a Vietnamese restaurant, don't call the waiter Charlie...

CMC Airboss · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2003, 01:29:48 PM »

ROFL Gonna share this one with my co-workers up in Everett. Thanks Rip =)

MiG

SaburoS · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2003, 02:06:47 PM »

Dune · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2003, 02:27:15 PM »

What do you get when you have sex with a bird?
Chirpies

It's a Canarial disease.

Worst of all it's untweetable.

Fuzzy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2003, 07:14:16 PM »

A horse walks into a bar,
the bartender says "why the long face?"

vorticon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2003, 07:21:15 PM »

a man walks into a bar and says OW!!!

CMC Airboss · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2003, 01:42:27 PM »

Two Fighter Ace pilots walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.

MiG

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2003, 01:44:53 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by CMC Airboss
Two Fighter Ace pilots walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.

MiG

Oh GAWD!

Airhead · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2003, 01:46:04 PM »

My wife and I have sex doggy style- I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.