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Offline Fuzzy

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« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2003, 07:56:34 PM »
..and the burp tasted like a chin omelet.


There was an old hag from Belize...

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« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2003, 08:08:04 PM »
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There was an old hag from Belize...


She looked at me when she sneezed....

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« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2003, 08:09:16 PM »
Her grimace was scary,
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« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2003, 08:18:13 PM »
cause it was so hairy

Offline Fuzzy

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« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2003, 08:22:45 PM »
so I made her teeth meet with my knees.

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« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2003, 09:18:58 PM »
There once was a man from Iraq.....

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« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2003, 09:27:45 PM »
that got kicked in his sack

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« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2003, 09:28:38 PM »
who had a large target on his back
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« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2003, 10:31:08 PM »
and rode on a Chevy

Offline Furball

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« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2003, 10:46:53 PM »
but he was too heavy..
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« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2003, 12:47:18 AM »
There once was a shemale from Rome...

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« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2003, 03:09:57 AM »
who had his dick mounted and plated in chrome
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« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2003, 09:47:17 AM »
now he is a she who can not be blown

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« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2003, 10:14:34 AM »
there once was a man called dowding... :D
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« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2003, 10:21:29 AM »
Whose gayness he was often flouting
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