Author Topic: There once was a..... (Read 2230 times)

midnight Target · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2003, 10:39:39 AM »

But since he was English

Wanker · « **Reply #46 on:** May 22, 2003, 10:51:51 AM »

and his boy toy was Finnish

Swoop · « **Reply #47 on:** May 22, 2003, 10:53:48 AM »

They lived happily ever after in Tooting.

Dowding · « **Reply #48 on:** May 22, 2003, 10:54:34 AM »

**** you all you ********** ****** ********!

(that last word does rhyme, btw

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Dowding · « **Reply #49 on:** May 22, 2003, 10:55:17 AM »

There once was an old girl from Spalding

Wanker · « **Reply #50 on:** May 22, 2003, 10:58:32 AM »

Who noticed her beaver was balding

Udie · « **Reply #51 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:11:45 AM »

banana said with a grin as he whiped off his chin

Wanker · « **Reply #52 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:15:32 AM »

this juice is so hot, it's scalding.

There once was a boy from the states....

Udie · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:17:13 AM »

who liked to fill his arse with dates

Curval · « **Reply #54 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:38:59 AM »

He started to fart

midnight Target · « **Reply #55 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:26:05 PM »

while racing in CART

Wanker · « **Reply #56 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:35:38 PM »

and now he smelled like Bill Gates!

Curval · « **Reply #57 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:36:59 PM »

banana...you screwed that one up

Try this:

There once was a man from Bermuda

Wanker · « **Reply #58 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:39:15 PM »

who liked looking at dowding's poop chute-ah

Udie · « **Reply #59 on:** May 22, 2003, 12:50:18 PM »

he said settle down as he was reaching around