I'm dying,  whats funnier is its not that far from the truth.
Of course, I'm laughing so hard, but trying not to make a sound while surrounded by co-workers,   (whispers "is he crying or is he laughing")  
Damn, now my chest hurts.
Funnest stuff is Apple.   I had a IIc in 87-88,  when we got Zenith 286's  (military contract) , I had to unlearn Prodos and learn Dos.