Ice beer is where its at if you are looking to get toejamfaced, higher alcohol content.
Asshouse/Icehouse is the king for that, Natty Ice or Milwaukee Beast Ice are good substitutes.
They do taste like crap, but then theres few beers I can afford that don't.
If your worried about taste, maybe a more fitting drink for you would be something more feminine... like a Fuzzy Navel or a wine cooler.
-SW