You can argue a beer has to taste all bold and manly all you want. All beer is good beer mostly. Some are more suited people’s individual tastes, or sometimes what image they want to project. The beer company’s are well aware of this, as their commercials, billboards, and this thread will attest.
Personally, I like a ice cold can of Old Milwaukee because it is light, crisp, and you don’t feel like you swallowed of pop-up tent after 10 of them. And they kick your ass, which was the point of the thread I think. Bud Light is good that way too, although I admit Coors Light might take "light" too far.
So keep paying $7.99 a six pack for Amstel Light and Heineken, and don’t buy Old Mil, or you’ll fuk up the $4.49 12 pack price thank you.