'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The AHII FAQ stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Pyro soon would be there;
The pilots were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of the FAQ danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I flew a cap,
Had just settled down for a long AHII's nap,
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Let the flames begin:D