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Offline OIO

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« on: May 28, 2003, 02:40:32 PM »

Offline Sandman

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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2003, 07:57:27 PM »
A few years ago, a woman at my office handed this out to every male...

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2003, 11:45:33 PM »
One of my favorite cartoons  sandy. :)
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2003, 08:52:23 AM »
I don't get the second cartoon.
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2003, 09:01:45 AM »
Pulls-up, Lazs. The cartoon is obviously espousing the joy of pull-ups in lieu of having your children wet themselves continually during potty training.

banana, father of a 4 yr old *still* in potty training. :eek:

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2003, 09:08:45 AM »
ahh... I have a 16 month old grand daughter so I guess I better learn the lingo.   Right now it is fun... we grunt at each other and are both amused.  
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2003, 09:21:13 AM »
I got the 2nd one. What I didn't get was the 1st one (red X)
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2003, 10:07:02 AM »
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Pulls-up, Lazs. The cartoon is obviously espousing the joy of pull-ups in lieu of having your children wet themselves continually during potty training.

banana, father of a 4 yr old *still* in potty training. :eek:

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Hehe... funny... but not quite... ignore the packaging and consider the contents. :D
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2003, 09:31:39 AM »
I think you make less sense than the cartoon... but then, I'm not surprised.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2003, 11:10:20 AM »
ok laz here's the explaination (the toon makes perfect sense)

the caption "men should pause for one moment and take another long hard look at the very thing that brings meaning to their meaningless lives"

then the picture- the 'men' pull open their shorts and take a long hard look at their crotch.

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2003, 11:14:58 AM »
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I think you make less sense than the cartoon... but then, I'm not surprised.
lazs


Didn't want to spoil the "punchline" by spelling it out for you in detail. :p
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2003, 11:20:24 AM »
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ok laz here's the explaination (the toon makes perfect sense)

the caption "men should pause for one moment and take another long hard look at the very thing that brings meaning to their meaningless lives"

then the picture- the 'men' pull open their shorts and take a long hard look at their crotch.



Oh...NOW I get it!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2003, 11:32:52 AM »
I choose to believe that Lazs is simply a master at trolling for responses and not that he is as dense as a fence post.

But thats just my liberal 'group-hug' kind of personality.

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2003, 11:36:03 AM »
you could be right, I was leaning twards the fencepost thing though

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2003, 11:44:54 AM »
Capt.

You still didn't explain it fully for poor lazs, you merely described the cartoon.

The whole "joke" is that the woman in the cartoon is refering to "women" as being the thing that brings meaning to men's lives....in terms of emotions, love, appreciation of a beautiful flower etc etc etc.

I think lazs knows it too....he is just in agreement with the penguin and other male character and cannot fathom what "else" could bring such meaning to men's lives.  I tend to agree with him too.
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