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Offline LePaul

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A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
« on: May 29, 2003, 11:47:17 PM »
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, 'It looks like you blew a seal.'

'No, no,' the penguin replies, 'it's just ice cream.'

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2003, 12:15:28 AM »
I hate you.


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Offline Swoop

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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2003, 09:52:19 AM »
That was seriously lame Paul.  Almost as bad as "horse walks into a bar, barman says 'Why the long face?'".


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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2003, 10:08:46 AM »
heheh =]
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2003, 10:08:50 AM »
I laughed... I must be tired.

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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2003, 10:26:55 AM »
ROFL, Love it,

Lame is,

three men walk into a bar

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Offline Nash

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A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2003, 10:40:30 AM »
I laughed... and I'm gonna swipe it.  :)

Offline LePaul

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2003, 11:24:05 AM »
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I laughed... and I'm gonna swipe it.  :)


That's what I did!

Offline vorticon

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2003, 12:56:12 PM »
it makes sense...if your a nyphomaniac (is that the right word) or a 12-14 year old male...

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2003, 01:55:37 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2003, 02:07:30 PM »
Chalk me up in the nympho category - maybe thats why I found it funny.  :D

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2003, 08:28:18 PM »
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Originally posted by vorticon
it makes sense...if your a nyphomaniac (is that the right word) or a 12-14 year old male...


So....in other words, you? :D
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