Yea, that's the ticket
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I picture Calista Flockhart in the title role.
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Absoultely no disprespect meant to Private Lynch but MT got me to imagining the casting of the movie:
I can just see the film:
Lynch(Flockhart) rolling into Nasariya at night, and the camera pans around the darkness and then onto Lynch(flockhart) and zooms into a closeup, conveniently highlighted by instrument panel lights: Fade Into Fantasy sequence:
Lynch(Flockhart) lieing lazily on a sand dune, her BDU's blouse open down to the 5th button, a cool breeze tantilizingly wafting the shirt open just enogh to see her lacey BDU push-up bra, the sand crystals glistening in the Iraqi moonlight, just a hint of rouge on the high cheek bones, gracefully applied three-line wet-look metallic lipstick being loving mositened by a slowly caressing tongue, a few drops of precious water sinfully wasted as they roll down her cleavage to cool her maintenance/supply battle hardened breast:
Sound of muffled explosions and choppers in the backgound, shieks of RPG;'s flying everywhere, screams of wounded Fedeyeen...
Up walks Major I.M. Massive (Harrison Ford, of course), in his Class A Dress Uniform, winner of four, not three, but four Medals of Honor, (all of which are hung around his neck as extra body armor), twleve silver stars, and 16 purple hearts and an expert pistol shot badge:
"Evening Private."
(in a hreathy voice, while the camera shows only the Major's bulding crotch) "Hello Sir, I see that you have a large weight to carry around, what with the war and eveything like that, and I was wondering if there was anything I could do to assist you in carrying that heavy heavy weight. (Bats eyes alluringly)
Why yes Private, I do have a lot. Here's how you can help....... :eek
Fade to Black
Oh yeah, that's gonna be an R for sure!
Ha! Great idea MT! :
