Author Topic: When are you going to die then? (Read 1318 times)

hawk220 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:21:57 PM »

if thats your platform for election to King of the World, I'll vote for you.

we can only partially simulate some of the amazing and complex functions of the various organs. if it weren't for hemodialysis simulating the function of the kidney, I'd be a corpse, two years cold. its not perfect by any means but it keeps me alive and relatively healthy. As much as I get 'oh woe is me' sometimes, I feel for guys that need Livers.. Liver guys don't have a machine to help them, their race against time is measured in months not years.

in the US there are 80,000 people on 'the List'.. 16 of us die each day waiting.

(sorry all for the massive thread hijack!)

cpxxx · « **Reply #31 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:30:19 PM »

November 2026, age 66, so not long left.

Think I'll take out a 25 year mortgage with insurance. LOL

The spooky thing is that my Father died aged 66. So that's it then.

Airhead · « **Reply #32 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:33:09 PM »

It said I will most likely die of a heart attack on June 3rd, 2003. How utterly redicilous! I've never felt better in my life! Obviously this thing has no scientific basis to back it up and is simply a typpppppppppppppppppppppppmmm mll'''v ugh........... (choke gasp) Help........call 9111111111............ (polp)

Aaaauuuuggghhhhhhhh..... (expires)

Swoop · « **Reply #33 on:** June 03, 2003, 05:05:08 PM »

Blimey Hawk!
I know I said it was slightly morbid but.....man.

Er....just out of interest, what is your blood type?

you never know....

hawk220 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 03, 2003, 05:53:03 PM »

hehe swoop,

its interesting how I find morbid things interesting and how sick and twisted my sense of humor is now. nothing like facing one's mortality to put things in perspective!

btw my blood type is O-

which means I can take tissue from anyone with O blood

sling322 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 03, 2003, 06:01:46 PM »

Isnt O- the rarest blood type that there is?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #36 on:** June 03, 2003, 07:19:46 PM »

Man this sucks...

November 27, 2043. Im going to be 64 when I die.

Cancer: 35%
Heart Attack: 21%
Alcoholism: 8%
3rd Degree Burns: 5%
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation: 5%
Homicide: 5%

Heres to the Hairy Nipples and Team Sex members!

midnight Target · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2003, 07:54:47 PM »

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 10, 2036
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

medicboy · « **Reply #38 on:** June 03, 2003, 08:58:05 PM »

November 15, 2043
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Drowning (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Cancer (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Raubvogel · « **Reply #39 on:** June 03, 2003, 09:05:57 PM »

Haha....yeah right...

November 8, 2054
at the age of 82 years old.

Bodhi · « **Reply #40 on:** June 03, 2003, 09:24:44 PM »

Hawk,

Two things,

One, if my blood type matches, and I can pass the physical I will definitely consider it.

Two, Does your insurance take care of all costs including any possible complications?

My email is: dgreen4@triad.rr.com

On a sad note, my brother passed away in February late at night on his couch, at 26, he was a registered donor, I know he had O blood too. Sadly, his roomate did not find him until late the next morning, thus not enabling him to be a donor. I know he would have wanted his organs to help too.

Email me.

Airhead · « **Reply #41 on:** June 03, 2003, 09:47:11 PM »

My mother in law and my sister in law took the test today. My sister in law will live until Jan. 21, 2015 and will be crushed to death when a house falls on her head. My mother in law will live for another 200 years and will die from a wooden stake through her heart.

hawk220 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 04, 2003, 12:15:10 AM »

sling

actually type O is the most common, lucky for me.. 40% of the population has it

hawk220 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2003, 12:17:59 AM »

Thanks Bohdi!

I've sent you a mail to answer some questions!

I'm sorry about your brother, 26 is far too young:(

JoeSmoe · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2003, 12:21:09 AM »

June 15, 2065
at the age of 87 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Hawk, I will seriously keep you in my prayers.