Author Topic: When are you going to die then? (Read 1313 times)

Swoop · « **on:** June 03, 2003, 10:40:29 AM »

Only slightly morbid:

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

me? next CAP frame prolly....

Octavius · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2003, 10:50:17 AM »

heh

But what was up with the hairy nipples question?

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 25, 2059
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Bodhi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2003, 10:58:59 AM »

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 14, 2035
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

Umm, the date seems to be close on a lot of this... Well, have 32 more years, gonna live em up! hehe

Furball · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:01:40 AM »

uh oh..

June 8, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

LePaul · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:02:13 AM »

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 13, 2043 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%),Heart Attack (16%),Horrible Accident (16%),Alien Abduction (7%),Alcoholism (5%),Drowning (5%) or Homicide (5%)

Seems we're all dropping in the summer...me thinks these are going to be "Gawking at chicks in thongs and the ticker blows" kind of autopsies!

swoopy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:10:39 AM »

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 7, 2056
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (16%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

AWMac · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:16:23 AM »

May 24, 2037
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Hemorage with IT caught in the Zipper (56%)
Lack of Single/Multiple Orgasms (37%)
Tragic Masturbation Accident (25%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Cancer (14%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Aces High Top Ace (1%)

firbal · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:19:52 AM »

Dec 27,2027 at the age of 73.
And it didn't say I died while having sex ether.

Furball · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:35:35 AM »

thief! thief! name thief!

its ok tho, im gonna die in a few days

hawk220 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:50:20 AM »

HEHEHE.. I don't need no steeeenking test to know when I'm going to die.. without a transplant.. hmm maybe a year or two

Dune · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:57:41 AM »

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 8, 2047
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

boxboy28 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:58:37 AM »

April 10, 2035
at the age of 63 years old

icemaw · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2003, 11:59:25 AM »

Dec 9th 2031 age 69. Heart attack good to know I will make sure my scedule is clear that day. Think that would be a good day to tour a fire station or hang out in a hospitol.

vorticon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2003, 12:13:44 PM »

September 19, 2053
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (45%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Cancer (28%)

CyranoAH · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2003, 12:42:35 PM »

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 15, 2054
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)