Author Topic: Sob (Read 647 times)

funkedup · « **on:** June 03, 2003, 03:40:57 PM »

My buddy in San Diego has your dream shack.
He's got a bar 100 feet in one direction, next to a late night taco shop. Across the street is a liquor store and another bar. 150 feet the other way is an AM-PM. He's got an HDTV projector with an 8'x6' screen, hooked up to a home theatre system, a gaming PC, PS2, and XBox. Off to the side is a 50 inch auxilary TV and a dedicated beer fridge. And he's 1/4 mile from the beach in one direction, and 1/4 mile from In-N-Out the other direction.
If he was gay like you I'd recommend you marry him. I'm considering a sex change.

SOB · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2003, 03:42:33 PM »

Dear lord, there IS a heaven and Funked found it!

funkedup · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2003, 03:45:14 PM »

Yeah I was down there for memorial day and as we tapped another minikeg and munched on jalapeno-cheese-corn-dogs at 9 am I couldn't help but think of you buddy. *sniff*

Octavius · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2003, 03:48:23 PM »

HOLY ****!!

In-N-Out... that a burger chain on the west coast?

man. no need for a car! need beer? stumble over to the liquor shop and pick up a taco while you're at it. i'm jealous

SOB · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2003, 03:49:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Octavius
In-N-Out... that a burger chain on the west coast?

Don't blaspheme. In-N-Out is NOT a "burger chain", it is Burger Heaven!

SOB

funkedup · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2003, 03:50:09 PM »

Yeah we had 4x4's that night that I posted all the boozonics on this forum.

SOB · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:10:08 PM »

As a testiment to my gluttony:

When we went to the pinball show in Dixon last summer, we stopped in Redding at the last In-N-Out on the way back home. I consumed 1-¾ 4x4s, a fry, my sody pop, and a strawberry shake. Despite falling short of my goal of 2 4x4s bested, my friends were duly impressed, and I decided that I should never do that again!

SOB

Mini D · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:12:01 PM »

My God... SOB and Funked talking about their dreamhouse and the joys of in and out burger.

I did not need that.

MiniD

sling322 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:12:22 PM »

Dare I ask.....what is a 4x4?

Stringer · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:14:00 PM »

Did SOB actually say he went to a Pinball show??? I can only hope Triumph was there!

Mathman · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2003, 04:47:29 PM »

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Originally posted by sling322
Dare I ask.....what is a 4x4?

Heathen!

funkedup · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2003, 05:00:31 PM »

Please explain the joy of the 4x4 to your unwashed and malnourished squaddie.

sling322 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2003, 05:19:00 PM »

Sorry...we dont have In-N-Outs here in Texas.

funkedup · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2003, 05:27:23 PM »

The biggest burger on their official menu is the Double-Double with two patties and two cheese slices. But there is an unofficial "word of mouth" menu. They'll make pretty much anything you want, and some of the items have nicknames that you can order them with. 4x4 is four meat and four cheese.

Curval · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2003, 05:47:40 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
4x4 is four meat and four cheese.

So SOB's "so close, but no cigar" effort was to down 8 patties, eight slices of cheese and two buns? Not to mention fries (super sized, no doubt) a soda AND a strawberry shake?

Is there a Guiness World Record for highest cholesterol reading in a human being?