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Offline Albacore

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A modest proposal to spice up resets
« on: June 04, 2003, 08:21:41 AM »
Instead of just hitting us with the 'host connection lost' message every time the timer runs out after a reset(or scheduled weekly map change), might I suggest that HTC detonates a series of giant thermonuclear devices, thus wiping out the terrain as well as airspace. It would be entertaining, and would probably not offend detractors of the often debated AH a-bomb because it would never have any true bearing on the game play.

Explosions could, conceivably, be centered at all three HQs, each with a blast radius of more than half the width of the map(well in access of any thermonuclear warheads ever deployed). The resulting effect would provide each player with a nice flash, perhaps some atmospheric shockwave effects(clouds shifting, ground effect), followed by a quick obliteration.

What do you guys think?

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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2003, 09:32:34 AM »
I have to go to the bathroom.

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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2003, 10:53:52 AM »
I think HTC should set up a deal with brothels where the team that wins the reset gets free sex.

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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2003, 11:02:36 AM »
maybe peace activists could sway public opinion about the war and cut funding for ammo and fuel and planes.

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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2003, 12:14:24 PM »
Thats a whole new can of worms Hawk... hell... just last night I was in the final leg of my buff run over A23 when I got a radio transmission from HQ - apprently a few Bish decided that our treatment of the Rooks was Imperialistic and had set up shop as virtual shields in one of the hangers.

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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2003, 12:20:33 PM »
LOL:D

maybe we need some new vehicles in the MA like mabye a
VW Microbus (in gratefull dead paint scheme)

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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2003, 11:09:47 PM »
Instead of explosions, maybe have everone's ghost rise from the ground, salute then ascend to the clouds and scream  "F%% ME!


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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2003, 12:44:31 AM »
Or maybe, upon the end of a war, everyone previously lacking a sense of humor could suddenly develope one.

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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2003, 01:08:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Albacore
Or maybe, upon the end of a war, everyone previously lacking a sense of humor could suddenly develope one.


wow, you're a real pisser. You don't think having all the AH ghosts from that camp rise and scream "F-me" would be funny?
« Last Edit: June 05, 2003, 01:14:09 AM by NUKE »

Offline Albacore

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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2003, 03:08:23 AM »
My apologies, Nuke. Yes, I'm a pisser but your idea was plenty funny. Personally, I'm for anything to dress up the reset process.

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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2003, 04:01:48 AM »
How about the losing teams have a pic of the Lil' Fat Dixie Chick as noseart?:eek:
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