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Offline Swoop

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What level of Dante's hell are you?
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2003, 11:16:12 AM »
You're attracted to Curv?


I'm definately in the wrong squad!


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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2003, 11:21:56 AM »
I am very disapointed only reached the 2nd level. I am a confermed Heathen and my elders are very upset with my low score. I pledge to do my best to reach the very lowest level of hell.

   May damnation be upon me and to heaven with my enemys

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« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2003, 11:26:17 AM »
2nd level here - Lustful, malicious and violent.  No wonder I think my girlfriend is boring.

Think we can get broadband down there?

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« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2003, 11:32:41 AM »
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2003, 11:33:21 AM »
Swoop:
Oops, thought you were 2nd level, no wonder you're one of the best guns on our squad, YOUR EVIL! :D
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« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2003, 11:35:25 AM »
:eek:


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2003, 11:39:56 AM »
Talking of evil......what's that God-awful new avatar and where'd the blue Corsair go?


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« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2003, 11:41:56 AM »
Thats a pilot with bugs in his teeth :) Open air cockpits!

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« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2003, 11:43:35 AM »
So, on another forum, we've determined that 7th and 8th level guys are Gay, you have to choose some sort of "Attracted to the same sex" to get 7th or 8th level.


Swoop, I'd like to introduce you to Vorticon. :D  Creamo, meet Swoop and Vorticon (He *had* to have scored 8)

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« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2003, 12:00:04 PM »
no you dont rip...you just gotta be able to picture yourself being treasonous for the most part

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« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2003, 12:14:20 PM »
Seventh...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


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« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2003, 01:53:36 PM »
Quote
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So, on another forum, we've determined that 7th and 8th level guys are Gay, you have to choose some sort of "Attracted to the same sex" to get 7th or 8th level.
 



No, you don't.     Adding paganism to the list scores ya a heap load.....


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« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2003, 02:26:46 PM »
I'm on the probation level.

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« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2003, 02:46:09 PM »
Sandman...errr why the...snicker...LOLOLOL ohhhh my sides.... ohhh ohhh make the laffter stop....ROTF...... ohhhh watermelon the tears....Bahahahhaaa.....the. ..the...probation?:D :D :D :D :D :D :confused:


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« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2003, 03:29:54 PM »
Sweet...See ya in damnation banana and Gsholz!  We'll get together, have a few drinks.  Fortunately, I think it's a dry heat!


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



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