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Offline nopoop

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« on: June 07, 2003, 02:03:25 PM »
"In the continuing effort for the BK's to become a more well rounded squad we are pleased to announce the addition of one of the premier building battlers in the game. His abilities fighting inanimate objects including fuel bunkers, fighter hangers, radar installations and City buildings are well known. He will train the squad in the fine art of building battling. A formal announcment and induction ceremony will be held later in the week. Black Tie"

Personally I might add that in keeping with the squad policy of not admitting new members unless someone dies did not come into play. An argument broke out in the club house between lazs and a fellow member over a game of Chute's and Ladders and lazs killed him..
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2003, 03:51:51 PM »
Hey you told me after ya kill lazs I was next in line:(

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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2003, 05:22:57 PM »
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Originally posted by nopoop

Personally I might add that in keeping with the squad policy of not admitting new members unless someone dies did not come into play. An argument broke out in the club house between lazs and a fellow member over a game of Chute's and Ladders and lazs killed him..


Lazs couldn't kill a cold beer. :D

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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2003, 07:44:20 PM »
You are right... he was faking.  And... I don't drink.

yes.. the new member is the only guy so far that sucks as bad as drex.  No one else would have him so... In a moment of disgusting sentimentality (and remorse over the allmost death of a fellow squddie)  we let the newbie in.

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2003, 09:28:07 PM »
Hold on , in order to join this squad all you have to do is murder laz in his club house?

hell that must be the most sought after squad in AH :D

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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2003, 08:37:23 AM »
course if you fail... you just get burried in the basement with all the rest.   My idea of a new "survivor" show is not only do you have to be the last one alive on the island but you have to have lived on nothing but human flesh for the last 3 weeks on the island.... and gained weight.   We don't do tearful voting in the BK's.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2003, 10:43:28 AM »
Who could this building battler extraordinaire be?!?  :eek:

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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2003, 12:12:15 PM »
Buildings don't hit back.


Just ask Godzilla.


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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2003, 12:18:48 PM »
lev... a clue would be... he sucks even worse than drex.
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2003, 02:28:48 PM »
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lev... a clue would be... he sucks even worse than drex.
lazs


There aren't many who suck like Drex.  That's some serious suck right there.  Hmmm...

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2003, 02:31:47 PM »
What the hell, you guys still negotiating a contract? Who is it that's foolish enough to join your band of muggers? :D
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2003, 03:13:45 PM »
Don't worry Iron.  I'm doing everything I can to nix this deal.  

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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2003, 08:42:09 PM »
What puzzles me is how two 55 gallon drums of Av-gas suddenly appeared in lazs's garage..
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2003, 08:15:27 AM »
mix it one gallon for every 7 of crap gas and you can run 11.5 to 1 small blocks with 40 degrees of advance.   Talk about golden oldie sound tracks!
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2003, 10:12:46 AM »
I take it the av-gas is a clue? Let's see, who recently purchased a plane. Surely not him.
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