And the whine read,
"I'm so bored, people.
I just think I'll cry.
Nobody'll fly the way I want.
Nobody'll even try."
I said, "You look like a skilled, sharp pilot.
don't know why you got to
whine about every little thing
everyone else gonna do."
Whoa, whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?
And the whine said,
"Why do people run?
Why don't they fight?"
So I jumped into the conversation and said,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To tell other players how to play,
or to tell them what they should do?
I ain't scared to tell you to your face,
"Man, you're some kind of whiner!"
Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?
Now, hey you, newbie, can't you read?
I've flown this sim since it was beta, you dweeb.
You can't vulch. Don't you HO me.
You ain't supposed to be here.
The whine said, "You can't get kills unless
you ride a girly ride." Uh.
And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Log on and play."
As long as you don't break our TOS
your money's good here, you can fly all day
So I got me a brand new computer
And I signed up for Aces High.
I said, "Thank you, HT, for makin' this sim.
Keep it up, you're doin' fine."
Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?
