Author Topic: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine  (Read 793 times)

Offline Arlo

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« on: June 07, 2003, 11:07:08 PM »
And the whine read,
"I'm so bored, people.
I just think I'll cry.
Nobody'll fly the way I want.
Nobody'll even try."
I said, "You look like a skilled, sharp pilot.
don't know why you got to
whine about every little thing
everyone else gonna do."

Whoa, whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

And the whine said,
"Why do people run?
Why don't they fight?"
So I jumped into the conversation and said,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To tell other players how to play,
or to tell them what they should do?
I ain't scared to tell you to your face,
"Man, you're some kind of whiner!"

Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

Now, hey you, newbie, can't you read?
I've flown this sim since it was beta, you dweeb.
You can't vulch. Don't you HO me.
You ain't supposed to be here.

The whine said, "You can't get kills unless
you ride a girly ride." Uh.

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Log on and play."
As long as you don't break our TOS
your money's good here, you can fly all day
So I got me a brand new computer
And I signed up for Aces High.
I said, "Thank you, HT, for makin' this sim.
Keep it up, you're doin' fine."

Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2003, 09:44:50 AM by Arlo »

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2003, 12:29:10 AM »
Very good, and sadly very representative of the BS being spouted here and in the MA recently.

As i reminded some folks in the MA today, cancelling one's account is much easier than making a single cry post here on the BBS.

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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2003, 02:30:56 AM »
LOL, good one Arlo!
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2003, 02:37:32 AM »
and put in the O Club with the rest of the songs...
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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Offline _Schadenfreude_

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2003, 05:00:36 AM »
Amen brother..

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2003, 09:32:19 AM »
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Originally posted by Shane
and put in the O Club with the rest of the songs...


Quit yer whinin', crybaby. :D

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2003, 10:40:28 AM »
LOL! :D

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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2003, 07:15:17 PM »
Can I have some cheese with that?
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2003, 08:57:55 PM »
er i think as a songwriter/poet you are talentless.


sorry but it didnt even raise a chuckle from me. not one clever rhyme in the whole thing.I know poems dont have to rhyme but generally they are funnier if they do..

try harder please arlo :)

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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2003, 08:59:33 PM »
It is good!  Methinks you have talent.    :)
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Powell: Yes Rock.
Rock: Well that's where I got it, he's my son.
Powell: Really Rock, well I'd like to meet him.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2003, 09:05:39 PM »
A blatant filked rip-off of the title you mentioned originally performed by the Five Man Electric Band.

One of my fav songs. But I'd wished every local band over the last decade and a half wouldn't fug it up with their own unique rendition of it. :eek:

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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2003, 09:07:28 PM »
must be a pretty well known song. I asked google for "sign sign everywhere a sign" and got 1,400,000 results :eek:

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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2003, 09:11:33 PM »
Everyone likes to use the song title to promote everything from thier sign companies to local politics to the enviroment to Aces High to ..... well you get my drift. :D

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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2003, 09:23:26 PM »
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Originally posted by TW9
dont think it was a poem.. Its his version of a real song that i cant remember the name of from the 60's or 70's i believe..

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
blah blah blah thats all i know..


oh i see , er  oops soz arlo ...er.... ITS GREAT!!! :)

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2003, 07:47:12 AM »
Um Tesla did a remake of that known as the 5 man acoustical jam.Not a bad cover actualy.
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