Firday night I'm driving my little scooter home with my son on the bike in front of me. We reach a strech of road that is very curvy, with no-where to pull over...then it happens.
"Thwack"
An acid fly hits me in the eye.
If you haven't had the pleasure of this happen to you you are fortunate. These flies are tiny, but have a sac of acid they use for defensive purposes on their body. When they hit your eye the natural reaction is for a person to rub their eye and try to remove the thing..which causes the sac to rupture.
The acid is agonising. Then the tears start and are so bad the eye in question is completely useless.
I had to ride for about a quarter mile struggling to see the road and dealing with something akin to having a red hot poker jabbed in one's eye.
When I finally pulled over I couldn't see the fly in my eye in the mirror of the bike. It had gone inside the eye socket and was stuck to the underside of my eyeball....spilling its load of acid.
After about fifteen minutes so much water had run out of my eye it effectively "washed" the damn fly to where I could see it and get it out. I looked like some sort of freak with one eye totally swollen and bloodshot and the other fine.
We have quite a few accidents caused by these things here. People on bikes have been known to stop holding their handle-bars and to grab at their eyes after being hit in the eye while riding along.
The moral of the story is obviously "sunglasses", or a visor. But, Murphy's law applied to me on Friday. The shades were left at the office and my visor was up at the time.
Anyone else have these things where they live?