Employee's revenge at Work

[eskimo2]

Originally posted by Dune
Two of the best I've heard of:

I used to work at a GMC dealership and one of the managers was the type of person you didn't play jokes on.  Becuase he would get you back so badly that the only revenge would be to shot him.  Anyways, one of the (new) salesmen screwed with his office and Benny just waited.  For about a month.  Then, one night while we were at the bar, Benny put horse wormer in this guy's drink.  The guy sat down and took a few sips, then he got this funny look on his face and made a move for the bathroom.  He didn't take two steps before he filled both of his pantlegs.  

The other was relayed to me by a friend of my dad's who was in the Air Force.  He was stationed at some base up north where they had civilian contracter snow plow operators.  Of course they hated to be woken up in the middle of the night to go plow the runway.  On top of that, the Air Force guys had a little "joke" they'd play on the newbies.  They would pour used hydralic fluid into a snow bank and then cover it up so the snow plow driver couldn't see it.  Then, as the snow plow would get near the drift, they'd call him on the radio and ask if he'd seen one of the sentries because they hadn't heard from him in awhile.  Just then the snow coming out of the snow blower would turn bright red....

This happened for real in Anchorage Alaska about 40 years ago.  Most kids dig out snow caves and tunnels in hardened snow burms, my friends and I certainly did.  One day a giant snow blower ground up two boys.  

eskimo

[midnight Target]

Heard about this one guy who worked for a really big aerospace firm that was so disgruntled he decided to spend all day posting on a BBS.

(Probably a hoax, better check Snopes on this one)

[GtoRA2]

I worked at egghead software as a salesguy, and the assistant manager was a real ass. He was dating a 17 year old girl and he was 21, and on aprilfools he had a friend who was a sportsmed guy call and impersonate a doc, he told the mother the pregnancy test was in and her daugher was knocked up. The mother freaked and he let her hang for like2 hours!

I heard about it, so the next time the mom(MILF, and she dressed the part) came to the store I offered to help her get him back. She said sure,  so I got his best friend to ask his parents for his spare keys and then we waited for friday night, he went to the girls house and the mom called, they took her car and he left his, a CRX he loved, and they went to a movie.

 The best friend goes and gets the car, and we leave my buddies number with the mom,we also leave some broken car glass infront of the house. He gets home and the mom says he car was stolen and she already called the cops and gave him my buddies number, told him it was oficer putt, and he was the cop on the case.

The guy freaked out so bad the mom took pitty on him in less then an hour and called us, he had already talked to my friend who said the car was being used in a robery and was now being chased.

So we called and said his car was found partly stripped and told him to come down to where we had it. we had all the doors open and the wheels off and hid behind it, when he pulled up his face was classic, and then we jumped out he spazzed!! lol he vowed revenge but never got it....


I also broke into a coworkers house from the same job and filled her car in her garage with 14 cod.

[capt. apathy]

another great prank is to pick up some broken auto glass when you find it (a couple cups worth).  then you roll down the window in a guys car and spread the glass around.

when I was a kid we pulled this on my dad.  he takes it to the shop to have the window fixed and the guy just rolled it up and looked at him like he was stupid

[Dnil]

play off the fart, laugh about it yourself, with them.  It will kill it quick.

and get a sign for your desk....."BEWARE...Don't poke this doughboy"

[Modas]

when I was in college, my roomate worked for the computer department as and I.T. guy.  Well, as an I.T. guy he had all sorts of adminitrative tools that the normal student didn't have.

One of these gems of a tool was the ability to view and type on anyone elses computer screen.  

So one day, this guy comes into the lab to work on the computers.  This individual is a born again Christian to the extreme.  Carries a bible EVERYWHERE he goes, constantly reads it, and EVERYONE is going to hell unless they are like him.  Very overboard.  He believe in the sign of satan "666" and all that good stuff.

My roommate, Steve, logs in as an administator so we can see what he is typing on his computer (we are in the lab also btw).  He is working on a religious paper of some sort.  So we decide to have some fun with him...

As he was typing, Steve would interject big 666's in the middle of his document.  Of course this confused the crap outta him, and he started to get a little worried look on his face.  He deleted the 666's then looked at his notes.

While he was looking, Steve put in a couple of carriage returns and wrote....

"666 HELLO BILL, THIS IS SATAN....  SEE YOU REAL SOON...... 666"

I sh*t you not, his eyes got as big as 50 cent pieces, he put his hand over his mouth, let out a little squeek, and ran out of the room, leaving all of his stuff behind.

He never did come back to that particular lab..  We laughed for weeks on that one....

[Curval]

Originally posted by Dnil
play off the fart, laugh about it yourself, with them.  It will kill it quick.

and get a sign for your desk....."BEWARE...Don't poke this doughboy"

I have done what you suggested first and it has died a death...of course every time a fart is discussed in the office my little incident is brought up.  No biggie.  Farts are funny.

The sign thing would just provoke questions...probably from clients.

[Dnil]

if the clients ask, tell them to pull your finger.

[airbumba]

Curval, to get back at the chick, pull her aside look her straight in the eyes tell her what she did isn't funny at all, cause you almost died from a bowel infection, and one of the lingering side effects is gas. String the story along, real sad like, then look straight at her let out a real loud fart and laugh in her face. hehe.

here's a stupid guy one..

There was an employee of a local welding shop who got fired for drinking on the job, when he came to get his last cheque and clean out his locker, he was stewed. He got angry and decided to get even, so he went onto the roof and came up withe the bright idea of pissing on the transformer from the roof, in an attempt to short it out.

Well needless to say when his piss stream hit the tranformer, a bolt of lightening shot back up and well,...he don't have a drinking problem anymore. I guess his last cheque went towards the flowers.

Bumba