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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2003, 01:31:49 PM »
If Clinton fell off one he would just land on the nearest intern.
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Chimpy aka George Bush falls off his segway
« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2003, 02:17:37 PM »
He was imitating Gerald Ford
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2003, 02:20:49 PM »
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Originally posted by Mini D
Hmmmm... trying to figure out what's more pathetic here:[list=1]
  • Posting this as if its news
  • Maintaining that these pictures define someone's mental capacity
  • Feeling the need to defend GW on this one by responding like a bunch of clones
  • Feeling the need to attack GW on this one by responding like a bunch of clones
My money says the picture does less to define "moronity" than most of the posts in this thread do.

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moronity?

hehe








moronilicious?
moronicility?
moronority?
moronschiznit?

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Chimpy aka George Bush falls off his segway
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2003, 02:39:15 PM »
Bush 1 (George H. W. Bush) has had at least one hip replacement.  I imagine that he bought the Segway to avoid some walking and Bush 2(George W. Bush) decided to try one out without reading the stinking instructions.

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« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2003, 03:35:28 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
moronity?

hehe
moronilicious?
moronicility?
moronority?
moronschiznit?


Obviously the moron majority.

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« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2003, 03:43:57 PM »
I wouldn't ride a Segway.

My grad school research subject was a small robot which had very similar dynamics.  You have an inherently unstable system, which you use sensors and a computer and electric motors (and some fancy math) to stabilize.  It's really cool when it works.  But if the controller tuning was off slightly, or if something went wrong with the motor or drivetrain, or something else unusual happened, the robot's attempts to stabilize itself could make it flail around like crazy, fast and hard enough to break your arm if you got in the way.  

Therefore we always used a dead man switch, which you could release if something bad happened, and the computer would stop trying to stabilize the robot.  Of course when you released the switch, the thing would just flop over...

I don't see any reason that the Segway would not be subject to the same problems.  When it gets into one of these bad situations it is either going to behave badly, or the controller will be smart enough to realize it is in trouble and it will stop trying to stabilize.  Either option seems likely to result in the rider doing a face plant.

I'll stick to my bicycle with good old manual/gyroscopic stabilization, thank you very much.
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Re: Chimpy aka George Bush falls off his segway
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2003, 05:41:31 PM »
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What a moron

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030612/170/4dnhg.html&e=6



What a moron to start this post

(tongue in cheek of course) with sencere appologies to real mentialy challanged folks.  

(Did you take note how to spell the word tongue)

Pfunk if you don't like someone just say so, this is really pathatic you must be real proud of yourself.
What time do you get up and how many miles do you run?

Guy falls and you call him a moron, grow up dude.

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« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2003, 05:50:26 PM »
Calling Dubya a moron for falling is nearly as lame as calling Clinton a moron for putting binoculars to his eyes with the lens caps in place.. (hello pot)

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« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2003, 05:52:41 PM »
Hehehe MT... Find that thread from the O'Club and see who was calling whom what in that one.  I remember a thread with both GW and Slick Willey doing it... do you remember which photo was posted first?  I do.

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« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2003, 05:59:38 PM »
Clinton's a dip****, and his admin was a bunch of f*ckheads- ransacking the White House and stealing whatever they could on their way out.

Support THAT diptoejam after he pulled THAT stunt... what the hell is wrong with you?!
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« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2003, 06:06:22 PM »
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Clinton's a dip****, and his admin was a bunch of f*ckheads- ransacking the White House and stealing whatever they could on their way out.

Support THAT diptoejam after he pulled THAT stunt... what the hell is wrong with you?!
-SW


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« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2003, 06:07:19 PM »
I downed a 6 pack of Dr Pepper in an hour... I am cornholio!
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« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2003, 06:12:51 PM »
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Originally posted by Mini D
Hehehe MT... Find that thread from the O'Club and see who was calling whom what in that one.  I remember a thread with both GW and Slick Willey doing it... do you remember which photo was posted first?  I do.

MiniD


too logical... ruins the moment.

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« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2003, 06:30:54 PM »
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Originally posted by BEVO
a choad is a nut sack........ or another name for Pfunk.


actaully, it's  below the sack...

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« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2003, 06:49:00 PM »
ya, watch "love muffin" to learn the specifics.
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