The cat Burglar

[Chaos68]

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
 
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.
 
I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE

I YELLED HANDS UP!!! AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

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[Syzygyone]

The cat burgler was never a threat to the United States.  It's just redikulus!:D

[midnight Target]

Never point a gun unless you are willing to use it.





SHOOT!

[gofaster]

Hey!  You stole that photo from me, after I swiped it from the Internet!  

Anyway, that's a good story.

[Hawklore]

I saw that photo at a doctors office..



It said," I swear the mouse was this frikin big!"