Author Topic: What kind of man are you? (Read 1047 times)

hawk220 · « **on:** June 19, 2003, 01:07:19 AM »

Ok.. sound off

Leg man, prettythang man or Breast man?

Octavius · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2003, 01:13:00 AM »

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Originally posted by hawk220
Ok.. sound off

Leg man, prettythang man or Butt man?

arse and butt = same thing

I'll go with tits...

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2003, 01:27:37 AM »

1- Is she skiny? (better anorecic than slightly big)
2- does she has the waist marked? (lacks in most American women, it's straight up from the hip to the base of the shoulder)
3- How does she behave?
4- Where do I sign up?

I don't care about:

- boops
- skin color (althought I noticed instantaneous combustion around asians ... probably because of the skiny part).

Pfunk · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2003, 01:50:59 AM »

I guess something like this would do

Nash · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2003, 01:51:06 AM »

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- skin color (althought I noticed instantaneous combustion around asians ... probably because of the skiny part).

Yeah, I saw that happen again today. Prolly the 4th or 5th time I've seen it now. A young Asian couple walking down Robson St. and *Ffffffzzsht* the chick is just gone. Being on the West coast; the whole Pac Rim thing we have a lot of Asians, so this is becoming less and less uncommon... It's getting so as the news doesn't even report it anymore. Had to feel for the poor guy... he was out of his mind distrought.

Estes · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2003, 02:05:25 AM »

Hafta go with Oct. I'm a tits man myself

Maniac · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2003, 03:18:40 AM »

I´m an Tits bellybutton Legg man myself!

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2003, 03:38:24 AM »

Does it still move?

Tumor · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2003, 07:05:48 AM »

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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
2- does she has the waist marked? (lacks in most American women, it's straight up from the hip to the base of the shoulder)

Frenchy... Am I missing something or do Trees make you horny?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2003, 07:42:29 AM »

T? A? or L?

Call me strange, but I guess I'm a Vagina man.

eskimo

LePaul · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2003, 08:26:33 AM »

LOL

I like slim. Something about being crushed under an Oprah-Wanna-Be sends me to the potty puking

There, am I officially a chauvinist now?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2003, 09:25:18 AM »

1.) Boobies rule. You can play with them for hours - contort them into strange shapes, and they always bouce back to the original position.

2.) Ass. You cant go wrong with a perfectly shaped rear end. That little area where the bottom of the buns meets the legs is key. If I cant bounce a quarter on it, shes out of luck, damnit.

3.) Legs. Very important. Im not a soccar fan, so if you played, get your tree trunks away from me Amazon Girl.

4.) Personality. Is she gonna be a Plain Jane Missionary dame? Or is she gonna make me feel like Im 15 again? Loud, obnoxious, violent, and extra points for the ability to scream and insult me in a forgein tongue.

LePaul · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2003, 09:32:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
1.) Boobies rule. You can play with them for hours - contort them into strange shapes, and they always bouce back to the original position.

LOL

So in short, if Silly Putty ever made a sex doll, you'd be first in line?

JB73 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2003, 09:36:29 AM »

Legs are #1 for me .. then boobies.

something about a chick with perfect stripper legs in thigh high nylons is soooooo dmn hot

for the boobies.. i hate 50¢ pieces if you know what i mean... (last GF was @ least $1's

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Eagler · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2003, 09:40:16 AM »

is she walking towards you or away from ya?