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« on: June 20, 2003, 09:19:45 AM »
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Despite the bone through his nose, his shaved head and pierced face, the 25-year-old pacing a seedy stretch of New York sidewalk admitted he was terrified of what he was about to do.

But after a few minutes, a couple cigarettes and several deep breaths, he sat in the basement of a storefront tattoo parlor, closed his eyes and let a friend split his tongue down the middle with a scalpel.

The latest trend among teens and 20-somethings who indulge in so-called extreme body modification, forking one's tongue like a serpent's "is an art form," said T.J. McGillis, who offers the service for a $250 charge.

"Everybody wants to get it done. It could be the next mainstream thing aside from piercing," he said.

That may be an exaggeration. The number of people with split tongues is estimated at 1,500 to 2,000 people by the editor of a Web-based magazine devoted to body modification, but the trend is attracting enough attention that a few U.S. state legislatures have moved to ban the procedure.


Ian, the young man with the bone through his nose who did not want to reveal his last name, opted for tongue splitting after earlier adventures left him with huge rings in his ears, silver barbells piercing his face, myriad tattoos and who-knows-what-else under his baggy shirt and pants.

"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."

FRESHLY CUT MEAT

The process is nothing short of gory. In Ian's case, his tongue was clamped in place, numbed and slit 2 inches up the middle, looking uncomfortably like a piece of raw liver freshly cut by a butcher.

Other methods entail tying increasingly tighter pieces of thread through a pierced hole or cutting with a laser.

Blood gushed out of Ian's mouth and over the silver barbell in his lip for a few minutes, then abated with several doses of mouthwash.

"Go home and pull it apart," McGillis ordered him, suggesting a regimen of separating the two halves each morning and night to prevent reattachment.

After splitting his tongue, Emrys Yetz, 20, said it wasn't long before he could move each half independently and do party tricks like picking up pens and pencils.

"It's done to better yourself," he said, opening his mouth to wiggle each half like a snail waving its antennae.

Yetz argues tongue splitting is no different than a far more socially acceptable face lift or breast enhancement. The only downside, he said, is eating ice cream, since it's harder to make a scoop of your tongue when it's split in two.

NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES...

Not surprisingly, doctors say there are more downsides to tongue-splitting than dripping ice cream.

"There's the potential for life-threatening hemorrhage and the potential for life-threatening infection," said Dr. Lee Pollan, an oral surgeon based in Rochester, New York.

If that's not enough, he added, tongue-splitting can damage speech and taste and cause permanent numbness.

And reattaching a split tongue can be a complex process of reconstructive surgery and skin grafts, he added.

Dire warnings notwithstanding, tongue splitting is kids being kids, said psychology professor Stephen Franzoi at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, who specializes in issues of physical attractiveness and body esteem.

It's a form of self-expression, alienation, rejecting mainstream culture and asserting independence, he said.

Comparing tongue splitters to young people wearing long hair and ragged jeans in the 1960s, he said: "This is the same psychological process, albeit more extreme.

"We encourage kids to be independent and express themselves and find their own personal identity," he said. "Every generation has a different way to find themselves in our culture. Some of them are more extreme than others."

After splitting his tongue, Ian made plans to pierce each tip, even as one waiting friend dampened his hope that the girls would love it.

"I think it's gross. It creeps me out," said hairdresser Jill Johnson. "I've dated guys with tattoos all over. I've seen it all, but that's too much for me. Imagine when you're 60 years old and you have your tongue like that."

But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split noodlees, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados.

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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2003, 09:24:55 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2003, 09:25:39 AM »
Absolutely sick... but you could pull alot of tail with a "modification" like that.

"What does it feel like?"

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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2003, 09:28:53 AM »
Not only would I not let my kids get that done, but if they were under 18 and they found some bastard that would perform on them what is essentially an operation, I would sue him for everything he's got.

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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2003, 09:38:58 AM »
as freaky as this is..its the last sentence that gave me the heebie-jeebies:eek:

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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2003, 10:03:04 AM »
naaa make up isnt bad..... its just bussines
and race between pathetic brainless girls begun

naa pearcing is just bussines as well
and girls arent the only one brainless beeing

heh we say raven sit next to the raven

but its fine to see, that stupidity is still an international bussines
go and visit Berlin, some parts of Berlin ( i mean people of Berlin ) are realy nasty ... never ever saw so many odd people on the one place :D

even in our small vilage we have some tips, whitch are quite in as they read in colored magazine with big letters :D

im wondering, that you are wondering

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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2003, 10:24:16 AM »
Skuzzy...please the Lock!!! Gawd I don't want these Visions!!! :eek:


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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2003, 10:26:20 AM »
gah.. couldnt read it through.

Just couple days ago I were talking about kids getting piercings at the age of 14-15.. in their navels, eye corners, noses, lips..
That is just terrible IMO.

If I'd be father, I cannot think how I could let as young kid get piercings anywhere else than for an ear ring.
Then when the kid would be 18, an adult.. maybe then, but I would hope not, at least nothing exagerated.


however so far I'm only 21, closing in on 22 fast, so alot might happen by the time I get kids, if I ever bother to watch them ;)

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2003, 10:42:35 AM »
lol Fishu ...

its quite simlpe .. their parents did fail ....

anyway i like that idea ... there is problem .... BAAAAAAAA dont speak about it!  :D
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2003, 11:00:53 AM »
When the kids are grown and out of your house, you don't get to "let" them do anything. They are on their own.

That said... One of the people I work with let his 14-year old son pierce his tongue... On the one hand, it seems like a bit much. On the other... saying that ear lobes are okay and tongues, nipples, and navels are not just seems silly.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2003, 11:08:02 AM by Sandman »
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2003, 11:05:23 AM »
well sand man ... thats true ... there is no way to force them

first person whitch offered me  cigarete for try in age of 14 was my mother

first person whitch offered me drugs for try in age of 17 was my mother

i was a bit surprised so i said no thanks and i never had reason to try $H|+ with friends on the toilet

(alcohol offer came in age of 15 )

dunno where did she read that, but it worked great


what do you thing about that

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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2003, 11:08:49 AM »
I just gotta add...

I can't see how anyone can assume to take the "high ground"  after mutilating their infant son's foreskin.
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2003, 11:12:05 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
I just gotta add...

I can't see how anyone can assume to take the "high ground"  after mutilating their infant son's foreskin.


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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2003, 11:23:31 AM »
lol

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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2003, 11:46:28 AM »
Heh, I was walking near the U.T. campus a few months ago when a guy shoved a flier in my hand that informed me that I would never know what it felt like to be a real man since I had been circumcised.  This didn't bother me so much, and I kept reading for laughs.  Finally I got to a bullet that informed me that my noodle would be 30% longer if I hadn't gotten snipped.  I acted righteously pissed off and told the guy, "MY noodle IS 30% SHORTER THAN IT SHOULD BE?!?!  THIS SUCKS!  I AM MISSING A WHOLE 5 INCHES!"

He didn't appreciate my conversion to his cause.