I think it's been brought up before. I'm not so sure I like the idea...
For, as dweebs the masses be, they cannot fathom the dweebishness of which they are capable. There has been the Dora dweeb, the Zeke dweeb, the Spit dweeb, the Runstang dweeb, and every type of dweebery which hath been made possible unto the masses. Yea, none could remotely compare with the dweeb of the arty. There would be those who shall take those "big guns" and with them shalt they smite down many an aircraft whilst the aircraft struggles to take off or land. And yea, would the Arty-Dweeb hog the "big guns," and none other could control them, unless the godz were to stoop to such dweebery and make MORE big guns. And in this manner, as I have foretold, would the Arty-Dweebs reign in terror within the arena, and the Knights, Arty-Dweebs they would be, would be thus dubbed "dweebs 'a plenty." And then, the Bishops would see need for their trusted Spits, and wouldst attempt to destry the Knights. Meanwhile, the fate of the Rooks is not foretold by this prophet, but yea, may they know that their name will be held above all others when they control the map.
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PS-The Arty-Dweeb bears no resemblance to the "Arby's Dweeb," as the Arty-Dweeb isn't sitting behind a cash register.