Originally posted by ccvi
"The U.S. Navy had a ship in the South Pacific whose sole purpose was to make ice cream! It could produce 5,000 gallons of ice cream an hour."
Imagine the surprise of a U-boat captain on torpedoing this ship, expecting a large column of fire and a large "kaboom!", instead getting a dull "Floop!" as the torp explodes, sending fountains of icecream high into the air.
Even crueller would be the disappointment of the sharks circling the sinking wreck, only to find tubs of Cookies-and-Cream floundering in the water...
