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Offline funkedup

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« on: June 26, 2003, 08:44:26 PM »
I'd swear this was an Onion article if it weren't for the URL.
http://www.peta.org/feat/carreotis/index.html
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2003, 08:47:46 PM »
Stop the slaughter of helpless bean shoots and tofu's everywhere!  

Eat more deer!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2003, 08:55:18 PM »
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Fish Are Friends, Not Food



-Crush's accent-

Been watching to much find'n Nemo dude!






by the way its a good movie.
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2003, 09:28:46 PM »
Yeah, these lifer fishermen types really respond to supermodels. They sorta look up to NYC, you know, the whole fashion thing.

I can see them driving to the docks one by one on the morning that they're confronted by this towering new billboard, tears welling up in their eyes... "My God" they'll say. "What have I done?".
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Offline Suave

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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2003, 09:36:48 PM »
I've never considred fish to be food, except for other fish .
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2003, 10:15:37 PM »
I don't like fish.  I prefer baby cows and baby sheep.  Adult cows also make for a tasty meal, as do adult pigs.


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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2003, 11:25:00 PM »
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I don't like fish.  I prefer baby cows and baby sheep.  Adult cows also make for a tasty meal, as do adult pigs.


SOB

and bacon wrapped filet...now we're talkin!
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2003, 02:10:28 PM »
ROFL!

She says 'I never eat anything that has lived'

Eh, she is a dumb model, right? All organic things sorta have lived or are alive - including vegetables, fruits and whatnot.

Aaaaah THAT is how she stays so skinny!
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2003, 03:17:33 PM »
I've been working at an exotic fish shop for the last month as a temporal job. After observing fish behavior day after day for this period, I came to the conclusion that FISH ARE JUST ANIMATED PROTEINS WAITING TO BE PROCESSED INTO POOP.
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2003, 05:12:18 PM »
Just like they said.. fishes are sensitive species, so be nice when you have fish(u)s in your 6 :D
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2003, 05:21:14 PM »
But what about the poor defenseless cotton plants that were murdered and the shameless exploitation of the Silk Worm?
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2003, 07:12:13 PM »
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...cichlids emit mating grunts, and hamlet fish even make orgasmic squeals.


Hey, THAT'S PORN! Give it to me hard you big grouper!


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Offline JB73

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i BET her parents fed her some hot dog or SOME meat
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2003, 01:20:09 AM »
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She says 'I never eat anything that has lived...
I BET her parents fed her SOME hot dog or something as a baby... so she Lying! NEVER trust Liars! they dont tell the truth! :D
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2003, 01:33:43 AM »
"Supermodel" says it all...  One of the questions in the most widely used IQ test is "What does a bug and a flower have in common?" Answer: They are both living organisms.  I wonder what she eats? She's skinny, but with a body like hers i think she can find sources of proteine everywhere :D
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2003, 01:51:07 AM »
Make love not filets!

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