Author Topic: Bmw Z3 (Read 985 times)

funkedup · « **on:** June 30, 2003, 02:15:09 PM »

In order of gayness:
1. BMW Z3
2. Mini Cooper
3. Miata

lazs2 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:17:14 PM »

switch 3 with one and make the boxter number 4

all chick cars.

lazs

midnight Target · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:24:16 PM »

Whats the towing capacity on that ther Z3?

Eagler · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:30:36 PM »

switch gay for nerd

Raubvogel · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:30:56 PM »

Chicks dig my car.

senna · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:40:03 PM »

Alan Prost and Niki Lauda both raced mini coopers before they went on to become Formula 1 champions.

Anybody who drives their car 120 mph to work routinely aint gay.

Anybody who hits 150mph otw to work aint gay.

Little blue safe 4WD ricer cars full of groceries with aftermarket parts are teh gay.

funkedup · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:49:17 PM »

Real Minis aren't gay, just the new ones like Mini Pee Pee drives.

And none of the aforementioned cars can even get a sniff of 150 mph.

senna · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:50:36 PM »

I know you've been taking testosterone pills lately so I forgive you. Dont be talkin about mini coppers like that though.

funkedup · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:56:24 PM »

Hell I thought those were Viagras!

Erlkonig · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:15:02 PM »

The Mini Cooper is a bit more nerdy than gay, though it is pretty gay. But I could be satisfied with any ordering of that list. You also forgot to include the New Beetle.

Mini D · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:27:24 PM »

Whatever makes up for your obvious sense of car owning inadequacy funkypants.

If I drove a scooby, I'd be trying to get everyone to look the other way too.

BTW... the Beetle comes standard equiped with a flower holder. 'nuf said.

MiniD

funkedup · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:38:11 PM »

OK you are right, the new Beetle is gayer than the ones on my list.

Dowding · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:52:44 PM »

I'd say a "drop top Kompressor" Merc (SLK?) is probably the gayest car in the history of humanity. Even male hair-dressors believe them to be too camp.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:56:49 PM »

Oh man, Hajo's gonna have your head Funked.

Although I dunno if he should even bother getting steamed; homo-car claims coming from a WRX pilot and all...

Say it with me Funked - in that 'gay' Lance Armstrong voice:

"Its what inside that makes the difference..."

Done any "tearing the wind in half" lately?"

MrCoffee · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2003, 04:03:47 PM »

The street is no place to be driving fast, if you crash your car you could injure other people as well. Always obey the law and drive within the limits.