« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?  (Read 1655 times)

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« on: June 30, 2003, 02:20:28 PM »
I'm looking for a nanny for a year-long contract.

Funkedup need not apply.  ;)

Seriously.
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline midnight Target

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15114
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2003, 02:23:29 PM »
My ex-in-laws had an Eau pair from Sweden that made me want to rob banks and give her the money. Of course I never let on, but ..... I used to think her nickname was ... DAM!!.
Logged

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2003, 02:26:01 PM »
This is PRECISELY what I'm looking for.

How does one go about requesting a Swedish hottie?  

Hortlund?
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline boxboy28

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2265
      • http://none
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2003, 02:41:25 PM »
i live in Waterford Michigan but right next door is West Bloowfield i swar to god its EAU PAIR central.  I used to bang the nannies allthe time but i do have to say the best one i has was the Swedish nanny!  Something about a girl who can umm....lets just say bury her nose in the bush with out gagging.

Swedish nannies rule :D

But the Aussie and Kiwis arent to bad either.
i think i sampled most of em thought!

:cool:
(i used to work in a bar they all hung out in)


Sorry if i get this locked.........but i can not tell a lie!
Logged
^"^Nazgul^"^    fly with the undead!
Jaxxo got nice tata's  and Lyric is Andre the giant with blond hair!

Offline Nifty

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4400
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2003, 02:54:26 PM »
Curval, doesn't a sexy nanny violate the first axiom of marriage?

"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"

;)  or are you saying your wife would be absolutely cool with you having naughty thoughts about the hot, sexy nanny?!?!
Logged
proud member of the 332nd Flying Mongrels, noses in the wind since 1997.

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2003, 03:00:38 PM »
So far my wife has tried a few places but we haven't been successful.  I figure if I can find one with good references and who "happens" to be a hottie...well, it will be something to look at.  

I've been teasing the wife about it, saying that as she has been tired alot, and sick, from being pregnant our bedroom activity has slowed considerably.  If I hand her a few resumes from some Swedish hotties I have found then I have the feeling that two things will happen:

1.  Things will pick up rapidly in our bedroom.

2.  She will find a nanny for us in a hurry.

It's all about motivation.

;)
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline Gunthr

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3043
      • http://www.dot.squat
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2003, 03:06:17 PM »
I too say look to Sweden!

We had an Au Pair for my first daughter in my first marraige. Her name was Cammilla. She had no car, but we let her drive one of ours on her days off. She was 18 years old. What a great bargain - we really got our Kroner's worth, and Cammilla was paid well.

Many of these Au Pairs might be slightly illegal as far as residency, so be careful. Best way to contact one is through someone who has one, or advertise.
Logged
"When I speak I put on a mask. When I act, I am forced to take it off."  - Helvetius 18th Century

Offline funkedup

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9466
      • http://www.raf303.org/
Re: Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2003, 03:07:45 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Funkedup need not apply.  ;)

LMAO I was just going to reply that I would take the job.  You know me too well, Superjizz.  :)
Logged

Offline funkedup

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9466
      • http://www.raf303.org/
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2003, 03:08:52 PM »
Curval, my sister has some experience in this kind of work, and she looks nothing like me.  :)
Logged

Offline Gunthr

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3043
      • http://www.dot.squat
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2003, 03:10:23 PM »
One more thing. Be careful about these blonde hotties from Sweden. I got caught in the swimming pool with Cammilla who was very comfortable with her body and her sexuality. She was simply swimming topless, when one of my wife's friends stopped over and looked in the back yard. There was really nothing sexual in it on Cammilla's part, but I had a rough time convincing my wife of that.
Logged
"When I speak I put on a mask. When I act, I am forced to take it off."  - Helvetius 18th Century

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2003, 03:12:34 PM »
LOL Funked.  :)

Hey, if she is interested get her to fire me a resume.  Two of my kids will be in school, but if everything goes okay we will have a newborn around December.
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2003, 03:15:03 PM »
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright Gunthr.  Nothing going on there.  :)  The phrase "I got caught in the pool" should read "I was in the pool".  ;)
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline Wanker

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4030
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2003, 03:16:45 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Curval
This is PRECISELY what I'm looking for.

How does one go about requesting a Swedish hottie?  

Hortlund?


I didn't know Hortlund was a Swedish hottie!

:D
Logged

Offline JB73

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8780
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2003, 03:22:53 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Gunthr
One more thing. Be careful about these blonde hotties from Sweden. I got caught in the swimming pool with Cammilla who was very comfortable with her body and her sexuality. She was simply swimming topless, when one of my wife's friends stopped over and looked in the back yard. There was really nothing sexual in it on Cammilla's part, but I had a rough time convincing my wife of that.
i got a topless nanny story too...

i was visiting my pops in atlanta and went for a swim at the apartment complex he was at (rather upscale gated community pool open 24hrs.) i went at about 1:30 with a friend to take a dip (we were both 19)

along comes up 2 chicks and 2 guys. they obviously had been drinking a bit. the 2 dudes sit in lounge chairs talking and the chicks come over to the pool. while standing next to the edge the procede to strip down to their bra's and white panties. :cool:

in broken english they ask me and my buddy if we mind if they go topless (LMFAO like we had to answer) we say sure and pop goes the tops (among other things). the good looking 1 dives into the pool right above my head :D. (oh yeah .. 1 was real nice looking but the other coulda used about a 30 lb weight loss :eek:

the dudes that came to the pool with them left (seemed a bit peeved) and the chicks stayed @ the pool talking to me and my bud for like 45 min.

nothing happened though :(:(:(:( my bud didnt wanna do the mercy **** with the fat one even though i coulda had the good looking one :mad:

oh well just my story and a regret of my life poured out.
Logged
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline Gunthr

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3043
      • http://www.dot.squat
Anyone know of a hot sexy nanny looking for work?
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2003, 03:38:25 PM »
Ahh, JB73. A bittersweet memory :D
Logged
"When I speak I put on a mask. When I act, I am forced to take it off."  - Helvetius 18th Century
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »