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Offline Toad

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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2003, 03:01:00 PM »
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Why not just pick the damn jars up and drink out of em?  What, were the rooms full of retarded people?


Obviously a furballer.

Clearly, Urchin doesn't understand, comprehend or enjoy the orgasmic oneness of people "stratting" together.

Oh! OH! OoOOOooooOOOoohhhh! STRAT ME, BABY! HARDER! FASTER! STRAT ME! STRAT MMMEEEeeeeeeee!

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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2003, 04:25:25 PM »
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Why not just pick the damn jars up and drink out of em?  What, were the rooms full of retarded people?



Thats what I was thinkin. Who needs a spoon anyway. Real men chug from the bottle. :cool: :D:D
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2003, 05:02:07 PM »
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Thats what I was thinkin. Who needs a spoon anyway.


They needed the spoons because their mercifull lord had lovingly tied them to the chairs with the sweet necter just out of reach as a form of eternal torment to those who did not head his lessons.

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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2003, 10:35:44 PM »
Muahahahahahahaha!
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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2003, 10:52:50 PM »
Hey beet1e,

I always enjoy your "sermon" posts.

Still ignoring the "dot" in life. ;)

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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2003, 11:57:19 PM »
I have a philosophical question for Bett1le...perhaps an even spiritual one.

How the hell do you actually play Aces High when you post with not only as often as you do but with such a quantity of words.

Sorry, my wits are about me as I've been drinking, but damned if I can figure this out.

Perhaps there is an indirect relationship to the number of hours playing AH compared to the number of posts in the ubb.  Just a theory.
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Offline XtrmeJ

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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2003, 06:36:36 AM »
Your just drunk as usual, NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS!
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Offline Gloves

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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2003, 02:07:01 PM »
I'm going to show a lot of ignorance here, but what is an Ultra Orthodox Atheist?  Are there multiple ways of not believing in God?
 
Just curious.

Glove
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Offline icemaw

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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2003, 02:19:10 PM »
The room with the unhappy people are all of different faiths hence they will not cooperate and feed each other. The room with the happy people are all heathen's and they dont care what the others believe they are just hungry so they feed each other.

 Great sermon going to have to use that in my next religion debate.
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