Vulcan, I am starting to think I was wrong about you. I have long thought you were just a whiny *****. If you come through with this, however, then I will have to proclaim you the king daddy pimp of the universe.
P.S. We are prepared to offer you the honorary rank of El Generalisimo De La Penocha in the FDB's if you get us shots of her wearing the shirt and nothing else.