Author Topic: Preacher asks God for a Sign...gets hit by Lightning. (Read 1617 times)

Sandman · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2003, 07:51:16 PM »

I've got a can of elephant repellant in the cabinet.

Seems to work great 'cause I've never seen an elephant out here.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2003, 08:23:43 PM »

I've stuck a knife in a toaster over, and been electrocuted.

I've been messing around with a bug zapper, and been electrocuted.

I've been working on a power outlet, and been electrocuted.

Aside from the fuzzy feeling throughout my body, I wasn't visibly harmed.

Just because he was zapped by electricity doesn't mean it was extremely high voltage.

You think in some very simple terms Hortlund, just because he got zapped - theres no guarantee he will be harmed.

He didn't get struck by lightning, he was shocked.
-SW

Urchin · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2003, 08:37:51 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I've stuck a knife in a toaster over, and been electrocuted.

and here i was thinking i was the only idiot that had ever done that.

Vulcan · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2003, 08:56:48 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Aside from the fuzzy feeling throughout my body, I wasn't visibly harmed.

Sometimes Darwin is such a tease.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2003, 09:22:37 PM »

Wasn't enough voltage in any of the above to kill someone, which disqualifies darwinism.

Kind of like trying to commit suicide with a tazer, just ain't gonna happen.
-SW

Vulcan · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2003, 09:28:07 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
in't gonna happen.
-SW

Being an evolutionist I'd like to see you prove that!

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2003, 09:29:31 PM »

Okay, will you be the test subject?

-SW

hyena426 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2003, 10:36:55 PM »

weird things happen,,,,,,,,,,,,i seen on a weather disaster show, showing bad storms and stuff,, had a guy who was killed by lightning while riding his bike in a park on a sunny day!! not a cloud for a 100 miles,,,,well the weather station had a bad storm about 200miles away from him,,,and they picked up a huge strike out of it that flew over 200mils,,,,guess some freak event,,and that bolt of lighting flew 200miles just to kill a guy in a park riding his bike,,,,,,,just goes to show you cant predict anything,,lol

Syzygyone · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2003, 11:43:56 PM »

I think it was a fund raising set up!:rolleyes:

212 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2003, 12:59:05 AM »

>be carefull what you ask for , you might get it.

wheres some lighting when you need it huh?

hyena426 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2003, 01:47:58 AM »

sel born again,,lol

Animal · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2003, 02:18:36 AM »

Isnt that sign an attack from God?
Towards an American?

Doesnt this qualify as terrorism?
He has even used biological weapons before...

crowMAW · « **Reply #27 on:** July 07, 2003, 09:39:35 AM »

So if it was really a sign from God, why did He set the church on fire.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #28 on:** July 07, 2003, 10:11:05 AM »

next time he might try: "show me a NON-LETHAL sign"

Gunthr · « **Reply #29 on:** July 07, 2003, 11:38:30 AM »

I asked God to show me a sign in the form of a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank account ... I'm still waiting, checking the mailbox every day... so far nothing