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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2003, 12:17:57 PM »
Maybe the sign was "It's time to rebuild the Church."


For some reason I suspect it wasn't thunder they heard afterwards but a loud and almighty... "HAAARRRR"


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« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2003, 12:23:20 PM »
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This thread is likely to get locked. OIO, you're one of my favourite BBS posters, but it looks like you're laughing at someone having died.


Read the article in OIO's post Beet1e....
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Local authorities said he was not injured.
 Hint: Still Alive.  Clue: He's freeken still breathing.

Amazes me people post replies without taking the time to read.

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« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2003, 01:45:45 PM »
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churchgoers realised after 20 minutes that the building was on fire and evacuated.


LOL.
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« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2003, 03:52:59 PM »
Ok so he asked for a sign and the church members all are exited god showed us a sign. Ok so your preacher got zapped and your church is on fire. HHMMM What do you think God might be trying to tell them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2003, 04:08:33 PM »
i think god was telling them that organized religion is a sham. and that we should burn all churches down and loot them(my visagoth heritage demands to be let loose). who is with me on this?? i got dibs on the church of scientologys coffers.
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Ha! You can have them scientology coffers
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2003, 04:31:45 PM »
I hate to say it but I am leaning toward agreeing with Froggie on this one.  Damn.  But he's barking up the wrong money tree with those scientologists.  I'll take them roman catholic coffers anyday!:D
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2003, 04:33:54 PM »
Visigoths knew how to spell. :)
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« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2003, 04:34:47 PM »
I'm with Syz... I got dibs on the Vatican art collection!
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« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2003, 04:35:53 PM »
they sure were. pffft the catholics are running out of cash after blowing their load on legal defence teams for you know what.
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« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2003, 04:38:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
i think god was telling them that organized religion is a sham. and that we should burn all churches down and loot them(my visagoth heritage demands to be let loose). who is with me on this?? i got dibs on the church of scientologys coffers.


  AAWWW damn I cant believe I am agreing with froggy. Next the dead will be walking the earth all is lost. AAARRRGGGGG!!!!
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« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2003, 04:41:39 PM »
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Originally posted by icemaw
AAWWW damn I cant believe I am agreing with froggy. Next the dead will be walking the earth all is lost. AAARRRGGGGG!!!!


Froggie is already walking the earth. And now has several of us agreeing with him.  How much worse can it get!
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« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2003, 03:41:12 AM »
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I've stuck a knife in a toaster over, and been electrocuted.


When i was an kid, i unscrewed the light bulb from an lamp (power still on) and then i djust stuck my finger inside the lamp.
 
BZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzTTTT!!!!!  

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« Reply #42 on: July 08, 2003, 09:54:08 AM »
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
was this before or after he molested the alter boy?



Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark :) :p
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« Reply #43 on: July 08, 2003, 03:36:18 PM »
its only a matter of time before cats start eating dogs icemaw.
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