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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2003, 06:08:53 PM »
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muck... you are of course wrong on the stats.   Our converts stats are...

K/d  about 2.5
K/s   about 1.5
K/h   about  9.0
hit %  about 8.6

your guys are....

K/d about  2.0  (0.5 so far this tour)
K/s  about  1.2  (0.4 so far this tour)
K/h   about 7.7  (1.9 so far this tour)
hit %  about 8.5 (3.4 so far this tour)

these are rounded off and reflect the few tours previous to the current one.

soooo.... as you can see... our guy smokes your guy in every category.... He is mixing it up more in every sortie and surviving better.   and... contrary to what you say... now that your guy is wounded he doesn't seem to even be able to stay aloft.  

gee... I sure hope he doesn't take thew 30 minute drive to my house and hurt me now tho... he seems like such a tough guy on the BB ya know.   Even so... I'm not gonna salute.

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You know what Lazs, Slapshot is right. This is a silly snotball contest that you always thrive on, so I will take my leave of it, save this.

BGBMAW Tour 41 (Busted Hand) Fighter Rank #179

lazs Tour 41 (with only a mildly sore plam) Fighter Rank #278

Shall we break it down, oh lover of stats?

Kills Per Death...BGB:2.02...Lazs:2.378++++Adv. Lazs
Kills Per Sortie...BGB:1.28....Lazs:1.13++++Adv. BGB
Kills Per Hour.....BGB:7.77...Lazs:8.676++++Adv Lazs
Hit Percentage...BGB:8.58...lazs:7.146++++Adv BGB
Points................BGB:63,458...Lazs:30,438+++Adv BGB

So in essence, your only as skilled as a one handed California Hippie!
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BTW, I took Ouch out of this because it was unfair to bring him up in our little pissing match, even though I was not going to use his name. Hence, I used the BGB vs. Lazs West Coast Rumble Stats.

Now scurry off and find some stats to counter me. And then I'll do the same until we're both old and gray...oh, wait...until I'm old and gray.

I've proved my point, and I'm done with you for today. You'll just have to play with beetle.
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2003, 06:09:46 PM »
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Through trial and error Curly has found a method of level bombing that once again makes it possible for us to take a single formation of B17's and pretty consistently take down three fighter hangers. Two or three flights can almost certainly take down any field. Better get the CAP up.  BOMBS AWAY!


I simply must have this secret formula.

Must activate AK Mole...

Mooooooolllleee

Mollie mollie mollie
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« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2003, 06:13:54 PM »
laz..lolol please i will not hurt you..infact i am a member to the karting club in dixon..i just want ur adress..im going to give the HS kids some TP to do you r house:D



but seriusly..u are kidding yourself to claim the best of the MAW left..lololo


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there are only about 4 maw worth a damn but i could be wrong... could only be three since we got the best one allready.


hahahah classic..can u name the names or what..scared??

My hand has been broken since june1st so i dont know wht my stats say..

But i will kik the majorities prettythang here ftr vs ftr....so go on in ur DreaM
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« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2003, 06:21:25 PM »
oo tht s BS muck..i aint no stinkn hippie....and u aint no old man..lolol


i have now 4 kills with my left hand ftr vs  ftr...poor souls..

i stalled out in typ (porking is all i can do now)..right in front of nmy...god this suks..o yaa i cant give chek'6's...use vox..or level bom w/ 1c hand  i just discovered....

Dam im going to be porky pig soon...Luz..ur luky we on same country...heheh

Dam fine weather today tho..EXCEllent Karting weather..

Luz,,,still awaiting your "premiere MAW 4"..or do you want to retract that statement??
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« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2003, 09:55:40 PM »
Bah, I fly left handed all the time. Nuttin' to it.
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« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2003, 10:13:54 PM »
LOL Apache I'm left handed too....but.

When I was a kid and went for my first guitar lesson the teacher handed me the guitar and I set up left handed..

She said " Ever play a guitar before ??" and I said no. She then said "Then what difference does it make ??" I couldn't argue with that.

Which explains why I can't fly worth ****e...

But I'm NAILS with a throttle...
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« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2003, 12:04:35 AM »
lolol..


lazs..still waiting for ur "only" 3


ouch is welcome anytime with us
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« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2003, 07:37:44 AM »
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  I wish HTC would model brown icons to reflect these players that have literally begun sh&tting thier pants while screaming through thier keyboards or like little girls on VOX during times like that.

 Westy


Lol Westy :D

Where you been? Good to see you back on this board :)
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« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2003, 08:07:42 AM »
muck... rank was not included since it is not really a stat but is "score" it has to do with how many hours you play.

I am not very good but... using last tour mght be a little bit wrong since it was the tour that I took the "challenge" and flew every plane in the set till I landed a kill and never went over 6K..  It is about half my normal stats.  I think it is kinda funny that the tour you chose was obviously the worst and that I took an average of the last 3 or 4.   One of us is being a little dishonest.

bgb... I never said I would name anyone.... you did.   I said that there "probly" were only 4 maw worth a damn... I am actually having trouble finding 4.   You guys hold up ice and bgb and neither seems to be even mediocre.   Perhaps you have someone that is good that I haven't seen?

TP my house?  I think the high school kids are too busy going through your pockets when you pass out but... email me.  Come on by.. I have a go kart too that you might like.. A 55 Healey.

So... I was maybe wrong... there aren't 4 worth a damn that I can name... I can't even find one.   well.... that's not true... stats asside... I like flying around slapshot.. he gets in and mixes it up.

lazs
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2003, 08:52:19 AM »
stupid pissing contest:D






AaaaaH!!!!!!
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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2003, 09:02:55 AM »
If I were you slo... I would just boycott the thread.
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« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2003, 09:27:43 AM »
I'm sorry I only used last tour Lazs. I did not know you were doing something "Special" but I simply don't have time to go back 4 tours and average out the stats and get out my slide rule.

Why don't you do it for me.

Better yet, compile all the stats for the MAW since the squad moved over, and send me the printout.

I prefer Pie charts to bar charts, and if you could make it multi-color, it would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
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« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2003, 09:45:13 AM »
pretty easy muck... you can do it at a glance ... no need to be exact.. the trend is easy enough to see.
lazs
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2003, 10:10:49 AM »
Honestly don't have time to go through stats, but I love the way you call Ice "not even mediocre".

You might want to compare his stats to yours before you make that statement.

Oh, and my dad can beat up your dad...:D
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« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2003, 10:21:41 AM »
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gee... I sure hope he doesn't take thew 30 minute drive to my house and hurt me now tho... he seems like such a tough guy on the BB ya know.   Even so... I'm not gonna salute.

lazs
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My GAWD, lassie...

does that chip on your shoulder weigh as much as I think it does?
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