Author Topic: Nice troll... (Read 659 times)

majic · « **on:** July 06, 2003, 11:21:13 AM »

http://www.sciaphobia.net/hacker.html

Mini D · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2003, 11:29:48 AM »

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

This guy is hilarious.

Though.. I must admit, the responses are gems. How can you not see right through that post for the poetic genius it truly is?

MiniD

Estes · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2003, 11:34:10 AM »

hehe, my favorite bit was the part about Comet Cursor and all that lot being hack0r programs

Dowding · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:03:20 PM »

'Hackers listen to techno'

I mean, really.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:20:08 PM »

Pretty damn good.

I do like the part about 'using' Quake for a a 'meeting place and training ground.'

Bodhi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2003, 02:50:00 PM »

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

This was my personal favorite...

QUAKE ---- The Gen Y Militia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a freaking uninformed imbecile (kinda like Dowding and SirLoin), someone should save his kids and call child services....

Mini D · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2003, 03:45:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Bodhi
What a freaking uninformed imbecile (kinda like Dowding and SirLoin), someone should save his kids and call child services....

The irony of this statement surpasses any and all ironic statements to date.

MiniD

majic · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2003, 04:03:59 PM »

ccvi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2003, 04:19:34 PM »

What's so bad about hacking?

(guess they're those lamers that don't know the difference between cracking and hacking...)

Anyway, best of that page are the links

Inferno · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2003, 05:53:32 PM »

If that's not proof that we need a better school system, nothing is...

Sandman · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2003, 06:01:08 PM »

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Originally posted by ccvi
What's so bad about hacking?

(guess they're those lamers that don't know the difference between cracking and hacking...)

...and all are products of mainstream media.

Vulcan · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2003, 06:37:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
This guy is hilarious.

Though.. I must admit, the responses are gems. How can you not see right through that post for the poetic genius it truly is?

MiniD

Whats amazing is the sub-trolls that got spawned, I especially like the dual-head-display and mp3 ones

You would have thought the 'Lunix' would have dropped a clue or two, but obviously not.

ccvi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2003, 06:41:08 PM »

A clue or two??

Anyone tried clicking on all those links in the text?

Dual-head? Didn't read all of it. But that's surely extremely useful for hacking. Using it myself...

Nash · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2003, 07:31:37 PM »

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Originally posted by ccvi
Anyone tried clicking on all those links in the text?

Yeah... those links make for a pretty funny side narrative to go along with the rest of the work. Nice stuff.

Bodhi - am I to infer that you think the post was serious? Wow...

AcesGun · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2003, 07:32:07 PM »

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If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

LOL

Hard to tell whether the person that wrote all this is serious or if they are taking the p:ss.

EDIT: nice avatar Nash