The Centers for Disease Control announced a new review article proving:
"Homosexuality in mice has been associated with not dropping the Boston and Ki-67 out of the mix of some early-war flight simualtion "combat" theatres and scenarios--especially for short term "trial" situations. Some of the gay mice actually lost ther balls, grew vaginas and became lesbians when the B5N Kate was not allowed to be flown." From teh abstract, Lancet, 214(17):301-312.
It's our government talking, where's your patriotism?
Dammit, I don't want to be gay but I do have to fly, help me please, can't someone save us all?
Sakai