Author Topic: The hardest part of my job... (Read 225 times)

gofaster · « **on:** July 10, 2003, 02:55:28 PM »

... is coming up with a list of my mid-year accomplishments for submittal to my boss to make me, and therefore him, look good.

Since our market is in the crapper and the deals have dried up, leaving no opportunities for career growth but plenty of time to work the AH message boards, I was thinking:

* Creatively distributed information on text-based information board accessed internationally.

* Improved personal performance monthly while using a variety of transport.

* Assisted in training associates in visual-oriented 3-dimensional simulation.

What do you think? Sound corporate enough?

AWMac · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2003, 03:01:20 PM »

That Rocks!!!!

Gunthr · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2003, 03:13:19 PM »

Oh, they just love that kind of happy horsesh*t, don't they?

How about:

" Developed/utilized digital modes for accessing demographic and geographic attitudes and core belief systems in potential customer pools."

CyranoAH · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2003, 03:14:19 PM »

You are reading Dilbert too much

Daniel