Author Topic: Things I have Learned about Texas (Read 1798 times)

Dnil · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2003, 01:22:40 AM »

Will be back home to the motherland in a month or 2, can't wait

Udie · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2003, 08:11:29 AM »

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Originally posted by Dnil
Will be back home to the motherland in a month or 2, can't wait

let me know when dude, I'll drive down to Houston. Would be great to see you again...

Fishu you stupid eurotrash you hate ameriiica so much you can't even let one lighthearted thread go by with out bashing us in some sort of way. Here's to hoping a terrorist bomb finds you and you're family

lazs2 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2003, 08:29:10 AM »

might move to Texas.. they have very civilized laws.
lazs

midnight Target · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2003, 10:26:32 AM »

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9. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.

Cow tipping is a time honored tradition wherever the little doggies roam, not just in Baja Oklahoma. It is also best tried after at least 6 beers.

Arfann · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2003, 10:32:53 AM »

You know you're a Texan when you catch your 11 year old daughter smoking at the breakfast table. . . . . . . . . right in front of her kids.

Or you wish death and destruction on a euro-trash Ameriiica hater who disagrees with your politics.

boxboy28 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2003, 10:34:15 AM »

texas is a good place IF your not stuck in the BIBLE BELT and or living/visiting a DRY COUNTY!!!!!

shoot like the place aint dry enough!:D

Dnil · « **Reply #21 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:19:47 AM »

Should be around late August, early September. Not in Kingwood this time, hopefully around Kemah. Gotta have a place for the sailboat and lakes just don't do it for me. See ya soon bro!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #22 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:22:56 AM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
I like Texas, have had nothing but good times there. It's too hot, but the people are great and you can get good BBQ just about anywhere. Shiner Bock too.

SHACK!

Rude · « **Reply #23 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:23:39 AM »

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Originally posted by Fishu
...is George W. Bush Jr.

If you had half the character and integrity of a Texan, I might find you at least tolerable.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #24 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:25:19 AM »

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Originally posted by Dnil
Should be around late August, early September. Not in Kingwood this time, hopefully around Kemah. Gotta have a place for the sailboat and lakes just don't do it for me. See ya soon bro!

Kemah, LOL!!!! Good luck, its under 3 feet of water as I type this. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

devious · « **Reply #25 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:33:17 AM »

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9. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.

We do that here in south-western germany - "Kühe umschmeissen". But because we have mostly steep hills for the cows (the flat parts are covered with wheat and such stuff), it`s even more fun

Dnil · « **Reply #26 on:** July 15, 2003, 01:33:49 PM »

hehe i know, property should be cheap now, plus i do have a boat.

SLCR · « **Reply #27 on:** July 15, 2003, 03:13:26 PM »

"The only things in Texas are steers and queers...I don't see any horns on your head!!"

-Slicer

DiabloTX · « **Reply #28 on:** July 15, 2003, 06:50:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Dnil
plus i do have a boat.

Good thing, you're gonna need it!!

Suave · « **Reply #29 on:** July 15, 2003, 07:51:06 PM »

They have some stupid laws down here . But it's close to Mexico so modernity isn't so far away .