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« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2003, 02:03:04 PM »
Chris Pontius gets his naked bellybutton shot with paintballs all the time, and I don't think they pay him anywhere near $2500.

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« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2003, 02:22:58 PM »
alot of muslims are stuck in the 7th century. the world has passed them by.
if not for the oil , they would still be living in tents and eating with their right hands.
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« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2003, 02:42:07 PM »
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As far as muslims stoning women.
LOL what do you expect from the silly bastards.
I mean they are about as Dumb as they come.
A rather insignificant people if there ever was one.


Well, there are 5 million American Muslims.

There are 183 million in Indonesia
134 million in Pakistan
121 million in India
114 million in Bangladesh
66 million in Turkey
59 million in Egypt
53 million in Nigeria
29 million in Morroco

All either allies or non-militant States.

Insignificant?

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« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2003, 03:25:59 PM »
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Well, there are 5 million American Muslims.

 


And thats 5 million too Dam many!!

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« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2003, 03:27:27 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Well, there are 5 million American Muslims.

There are 183 million in Indonesia
134 million in Pakistan
121 million in India
114 million in Bangladesh
66 million in Turkey
59 million in Egypt
53 million in Nigeria
29 million in Morroco

All either allies or non-militant States.

Insignificant?


And if you add all those millions up you might have the combined IQ of a House fly.:p

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« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2003, 03:27:58 PM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
the girls get $2500 if they don't get hit.  They get $1000 if they do.   They are not drugged or coerced... in fact.. there is a waiting list and they must meet standards for looks.
lazs


I agree with the point Lazs is trying to make.  For me, its the same concept as "Dog Eat Dog" (which I enjoy watching) or "Big Brother" (which I don't) or "Survivor" (which I no longer do) or any of the other game-show/sports contests.  "Here's $1,000 to let us hunt you in a field and shoot you with a paintgun.  Here's $2,500 if you can dodge the bullet.  Are you up for the challenge?"  

I recall watching a documentary about how British fox hunters hunt human cross country runners rather than real foxes.  Seemed exceptionally kind to the animals.

The only lurid part of this Bambi deal is the fact that the hunted are naked.

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« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2003, 03:36:02 PM »
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If any of your wives or any females reading want to pay $5000 to shoot paintballs at a naked Fatty, I am available.


 $5000 to get shot by a paintball ya I am avalible too.

 All the money in the world to get stoned to death count me out!
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« Reply #52 on: July 15, 2003, 04:26:54 PM »
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And if you add all those millions up you might have the combined IQ of a House fly.:p


Muahahahahhahahahahaha...

That's classic dude! You are the king! WTFG!!! Housefly!!! HEhEEEEEEE!!! Whole religion shot down in one sentence!! Amazing ! I feel so sorry for them muslims! You sure got them good! wooHooooooo!!!

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« Reply #53 on: July 15, 2003, 04:51:55 PM »
Ok Ok you got me!!
maybe two house fly's but only if they are after the same turd.

I guess i don't think of islam as a religion.
Not as long as most of it's followers use themselves as human bombs to get there point across.
Look dude I know you're from Kaliforinia and you really can't help you're self.
But these clowns are calling for the deaths of Americans!
So As I see it they Are nothing to me but the enemy!
They are no better than the Klan!
Thats right you heard me the Klan.
because they want the death to all those who are not like them.
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« Reply #54 on: July 15, 2003, 04:56:17 PM »
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Ok Ok you got me!!
maybe two house fly's but only if there after the same turd.


They're

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« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2003, 02:06:47 AM »
*cough*




































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« Reply #56 on: July 16, 2003, 03:18:01 AM »
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The only lurid part of this Bambi deal is the fact that the hunted are naked.


That's the thing, though. Sure... Hunting humans. I can see it on a few levels. Prey that can outsmart you... the taboo angle because we really aint supposed to be shooting at other people... that kind of thing.

But when the people are nekkid chicks, it's a whole nuther ball of wax. It's now got some sexual angle involved... and it makes about as much sense to me as going to a strip club and seeing strippers stand around in camo. Totally arbitrary.

Maybe it's just me. Is the idea that not only do ya get to hunt stuff, but you get to look at nekkid chicks at the same time? Sort of like killing two birds with one stone, as far as spending a Sunday afternoon in style goes?

Or is it the challenge of sightin' something in while sportin' wood?

I'm at a total loss. How do these two things go together? Anyone able to walk me through it?

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« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2003, 03:21:03 AM »
I'll help.

Point #1: Boobies.
Point #2: EVERYTHING is better with boobies.

Conclusion: Shooting at stuff with painballs is better with boobies.

End of lesson.  ;)


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« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2003, 03:22:23 AM »
Ya, im dumbfounded too, maybe they get an video tape of the whole thing to watch at home with the Wife?

Well someone should get in touch with an "women rights" group, those girls should atleast have an paintball mask and an gun to shoot back!
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« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2003, 03:25:44 AM »
LOL Maniac, that's a pretty sweet quote in your sig line.  Maybe I'm just tired, but it made me laugh.  :D
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